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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Quote:Gee, Succu you are so lucky.  Indubitably
You as an atheist haven't got a cause so you will not die for a cause.  Tut Tut
I never thought about that mate.  Lightbulb

You haven't read the link I already posted the other day, did you Succu?
Well now is time to read it so you can know about the non apologist bible scholars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_fo...an_sources


I was right, you don't read the post's you reply to. So here it is again...

Quote:2) Amy-Jill Levine: Theologian.
3) James Dunn: Theologian
4) William, R. Herzog: Theologian.
5) John Dominic Crossan: Theologian.
6) Craig Alan Evans: Theologian.
7) Christopher M. Tuckett: Anglican priest.
8) Bart D Ehrman: The darling of apologists everywhere because they think he supports their case.
9) Bruce Chilton: Theologian.

But that link is totally unrelated to what I asked you. Now go and find me a few bible scholars who are not Christian apologists.

And fuck off with the childish emoticons, it makes you look, err, childish.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 16, 2017 at 9:24 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 15, 2017 at 5:43 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:

I see you haven't really looked into the historicity of the apostles, either. I find that unsurprising.


I know Pinky, I know.  Consoling
You live in a small village lost in the middle west of America so I have to understand that you never heard
of a place called Rome where Peter went to propagate Jesus's spirituality or a place in south India where an other apostle named Thomas did the same or other places where other apostles went to do the same thing.

Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.  Levitate
If anybody blame you for your lack of knowledge you let me know.
I know how to fix these idiots.  Indubitably

Historians think there might have been a Peter who knew and consorted with Paul (a Hellenist), and that there might have been a Peter who ran a very Jewish sect of Christianity. There's some support for the idea that these could have been the same person, and some speculation that one or both of them might have witnessed the life of a historical Jesus (if indeed there was such a person). Whether or not either of them corresponds with Simon Peter is a guessing game, and there's no compelling evidence that Peter ever lead the church in Rome, nor that he was crucified.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 16, 2017 at 10:44 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(September 16, 2017 at 9:24 am)Little Rik Wrote: I know Pinky, I know.  Consoling
You live in a small village lost in the middle west of America so I have to understand that you never heard
of a place called Rome where Peter went to propagate Jesus's spirituality or a place in south India where an other apostle named Thomas did the same or other places where other apostles went to do the same thing.

Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.  Levitate
If anybody blame you for your lack of knowledge you let me know.
I know how to fix these idiots.  Indubitably

Historians think there might have been a Peter who knew and consorted with Paul (a Hellenist), and that there might have been a Peter who ran a very Jewish sect of Christianity. There's some support for the idea that these could have been the same person, and some speculation that one or both of them might have witnessed the life of a historical Jesus (if indeed there was such a person). Whether or not either of them corresponds with Simon Peter is a guessing game, and there's no compelling evidence that Peter ever lead the church in Rome, nor that he was crucified.



That is very bizarre Pinky.  Panic

Considering that your knowledge is so deep please explain to poor LR how Christianity spread through Europe, Asia and Africa?  Huh
Please tell LR who spread Christianity around considering that the Apostles never existed.  Thanks

(September 16, 2017 at 11:23 am)Succubus Wrote:
Quote:Gee, Succu you are so lucky.  Indubitably
You as an atheist haven't got a cause so you will not die for a cause.  Tut Tut
I never thought about that mate.  Lightbulb

You haven't read the link I already posted the other day, did you Succu?
Well now is time to read it so you can know about the non apologist bible scholars.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_fo...an_sources


I was right, you don't read the post's you reply to. So here it is again...

Quote:2) Amy-Jill Levine: Theologian.
3) James Dunn: Theologian
4) William, R. Herzog: Theologian.
5) John Dominic Crossan: Theologian.
6) Craig Alan Evans: Theologian.
7) Christopher M. Tuckett: Anglican priest.
8) Bart D Ehrman: The darling of apologists everywhere because they think he supports their case.
9) Bruce Chilton: Theologian.

But that link is totally unrelated to what I asked you. Now go and find me a few bible scholars who are not Christian apologists.

And fuck off with the childish emoticons, it makes you look, err, childish.


Not at all Succu.
You did asked me of any non apologist that give historicity to Jesus.
In my link it just show that.
If then you don't agree with that then you got some mental problems Banging Head On Desk  that I am unable to fix.

Here we go again.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_fo...an_sources



(Color mine)
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 17, 2017 at 2:54 am)Little Rik Wrote: Considering that your knowledge is so deep please explain to poor LR how Christianity spread through Europe, Asia and Africa?  Huh
Please tell LR who spread Christianity around considering that the Apostles never existed.  Thanks

Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.
In ~380AD Rome drop kicked the pagan religions and adopted Christianity. Where the Roman army went, Christianity went. That's how it spread so quickly.

You're welcome.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Quote:Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.

No more real than Robin Hood's "Merry Men,"  King Arthur's "Knights of the Round Table," or Ali Baba's "Forty Thieves."

Is there any silly shit you won't fall for Ricky?
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 17, 2017 at 2:54 am)Little Rik Wrote: Not at all Succu.
You did asked me of any non apologist that give historicity to Jesus.
In my link it just show that.
If then you don't agree with that then you got some mental problems Banging Head On Desk  that I am unable to fix.

Here we go again.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_fo...an_sources



(Color mine)

Twat.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
If one ate a bad communion wafer that gave them explosive diarrhea, would that be, theoretically, blowing Jesus out their ass?
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Absolutely.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 17, 2017 at 3:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Absolutely.
Or as Little Prick is wont to say, Indubitably
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 17, 2017 at 3:21 pm)Astreja Wrote:
(September 17, 2017 at 3:18 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Absolutely.
Or as Little Prick is wont to say, Indubitably


I hope Astreja will not end up astray in this thread and get dirty.  Panic

I wouldn't like to see a respectable lady like that dealing with all the garbage like the one that I try to sweep down in the sewer unless she wear gloves, apron and mask like I do when I deal with such a garbage. Indubitably

(September 17, 2017 at 11:40 am)Succubus Wrote:
(September 17, 2017 at 2:54 am)Little Rik Wrote: Considering that your knowledge is so deep please explain to poor LR how Christianity spread through Europe, Asia and Africa?  Huh
Please tell LR who spread Christianity around considering that the Apostles never existed.  Thanks

Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.
In ~380AD Rome drop kicked the pagan religions and adopted Christianity. Where the Roman army went, Christianity went. That's how it spread so quickly.

You're welcome.

FOOL.  Banghead
Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.

Long before the Romans spread Christianity the Apostles already spread Christianity.
Did the Romans went to south India or to Ethiopia or to Iran, Iraq or Russia where Christianity was already there?

Learn before you spout garbage.  Banging Head On Desk


https://www.quora.com/Where-did-each-of-...-ascension

http://12tribehistory.com/where-did-the-disciples-go/

(September 17, 2017 at 11:49 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.

No more real than Robin Hood's "Merry Men,"  King Arthur's "Knights of the Round Table," or Ali Baba's "Forty Thieves."

Is there any silly shit you won't fall for Ricky?

Sure there is son.
Is one guy called Minimalist.  Jerry
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