Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass

[Succubus]

[Redbeard The Pink]

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I see you haven't really looked into the historicity of the apostles, either. I find that unsurprising.

I know Pinky, I know.  
You live in a small village lost in the middle west of America so I have to understand that you never heard
of a place called Rome where Peter went to propagate Jesus's spirituality or a place in south India where an other apostle named Thomas did the same or other places where other apostles went to do the same thing.

Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.  
If anybody blame you for your lack of knowledge you let me know.
I know how to fix these idiots.  

Historians think there might have been a Peter who knew and consorted with Paul (a Hellenist), and that there might have been a Peter who ran a very Jewish sect of Christianity. There's some support for the idea that these could have been the same person, and some speculation that one or both of them might have witnessed the life of a historical Jesus (if indeed there was such a person). Whether or not either of them corresponds with Simon Peter is a guessing game, and there's no compelling evidence that Peter ever lead the church in Rome, nor that he was crucified.

[Little Rik]

[Succubus]

Considering that your knowledge is so deep please explain to poor LR how Christianity spread through Europe, Asia and Africa?  
Please tell LR who spread Christianity around considering that the Apostles never existed.  

Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.
In ~380AD Rome drop kicked the pagan religions and adopted Christianity. Where the Roman army went, Christianity went. That's how it spread so quickly.

You're welcome.

[Minimalist]

Look mate you are fully excused for not knowing about the historicity of the apostles.

No more real than Robin Hood's "Merry Men,"  King Arthur's "Knights of the Round Table," or Ali Baba's "Forty Thieves."

Is there any silly shit you won't fall for Ricky?

[Succubus]

[The Industrial Atheist]

If one ate a bad communion wafer that gave them explosive diarrhea, would that be, theoretically, blowing Jesus out their ass?

[Minimalist]

Absolutely.

[Astreja]

Absolutely.

Or as Little Prick is wont to say,

[Little Rik]