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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!

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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 9:41 pm
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 9:44 pm
Why would dogs want to be in heaven with popes?
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 9:45 pm
So Francis watches Disney movies?
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 10:10 pm
I know attendance at Mass is dwindling, but this is ridiculously desperate.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 10:12 pm
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 10:31 pm
(October 17, 2017 at 10:10 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: I know attendance at Mass is dwindling, but this is ridiculously desperate.

With any luck the dogs would really make them "pews."
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 10:39 pm
It's almost as if the pope and the Catholic church just makes shit up as they go along...
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 10:49 pm
They specifically say dogs but not cats? Unforgivable as far as I'm concerned.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 10:58 pm
I love all the "he aint traditional" news coverage New Pope gets.  Folks, the popes just a nutball, and there's nothing more traditional than that.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
October 17, 2017 at 11:23 pm
(October 17, 2017 at 10:39 pm)c152 Wrote: It's almost as if the pope and the Catholic church just makes shit up as they go along...

They call that a "trade secret."
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