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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
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Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
I wonder about guinea pigs (my favorite), hamsters and other small mammals:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati.../20296955/

Will Rainbow Bridge be de fide Catholic dogma someday??
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
Why would dogs want to be in heaven with popes?
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So Francis watches Disney movies?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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I know attendance at Mass is dwindling, but this is ridiculously desperate.
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RE: Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!
(October 17, 2017 at 9:41 pm)Jehanne Wrote: I wonder about guinea pigs (my favorite), hamsters and other small mammals:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati.../20296955/

Will Rainbow Bridge be de fide Catholic dogma someday??


Shit.  They'd better let dogs in or I'm sure not going.
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(October 17, 2017 at 10:10 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: I know attendance at Mass is dwindling, but this is ridiculously desperate.

With any luck the dogs would really make them "pews."
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It's almost as if the pope and the Catholic church just makes shit up as they go along...
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They specifically say dogs but not cats? Unforgivable as far as I'm concerned.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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I love all the "he aint traditional" news coverage New Pope gets.  Folks, the popes just a nutball, and there's nothing more traditional than that.
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(October 17, 2017 at 10:39 pm)c152 Wrote: It's almost as if the pope and the Catholic church just makes shit up as they go along...

They call that a "trade secret."
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