Pope Francis -- dogs go to Heaven!

[Edwardo Piet]

I just feel sorry for all the good bacteria in my body if I go to hell.

Me too. You and the bad bacteria get to party it up in hell with Satan and the rest of the cool cats...............but your poor old good bacteria get sent straight to, *yawn* Heaven of all places. Where Jesus stands around "Okay hands up who likes me?!" and God is like "Tell me again how great I am, good bacteria."

It's NOT FAIR.

[brewer]

My wife still takes the dogs for the St. Francis blessing. I always hope for church defiling but have not been told it's happened yet.

Is that when people bring all their animals to church to have them blessed? I've seen clips of it and couldn't help but laugh at the sight of it, almost like when kindergarten kids get to bring their pets to school for a day.

Yep, that would be the one. I'm working on the catholic deprogramming but think she'll never give up one this one.

[Jehanne]

If there is a Heaven, and I and my dog(s) go there, question is, "Will (he) they try to hump my leg?"

[Wyrd of Gawd]

How the hell would the Pope know that dogs go to heaven? People are so fucking stupid! I can not be nice about this.

The pope has never read his favorite religious fairy tale.

Revelation 22:15 (NKJV) = "15 But outside are dogs and sorcerers and sexually immoral and murderers and idolaters, and whoever loves and practices a lie."

[ignoramus]

Dogs and sorcerers?

That's just ridiculous! They didn't have dogs in those days!