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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 3:37 pm
Religion itself IS a joke, a dark joke I admit, but a joke nonetheless. I am quite sure religion was invented by people trying to top each other in a craziest bs contest.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 3:38 pm
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That's hilarious, Mystic, tell us another one.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 3:59 pm
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 4:07 pm
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2017 at 4:08 pm by Brian37.)
(November 4, 2017 at 3:31 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: May God guide our hearts to the proper vision of love so that our hearts become the valuer that has visions that are based on truth.
It harms us and this laughter is a disease that keeps people from uniting on the truth. Not only do Atheists laugh and mock religion, but most religious people, take it more of a game and plaything, and don't give it the proper due, and this especially true of those who take leadership authoritative roles with respect to it.
Leadership is a sacred position when it comes to guiding humans in their purpose.
It is not meant to be mocked and none but God's pure chosen exalted servants supposed to hold this position.
It is because we have taken the issue of leadership as a joke, that we are ruled today by people who are a joke. Of course there is not funny about the spiritual and physical harms that all result in this mocking attitude we have taken....
Because we laugh so hard at the issue of guidance, guidance itself becomes an issue of mockery and becomes a laughingstock to Satan and his forces.
This disease hardly escapes anyone, and the cure to it is serious resolve to be guided uponthe truth.
Mystic seriously. Please stop torturing yourself like this.
There are 7 billion humans with COUNTLESS religions and I don't even like it when some atheists claim we can create a godless planet.
WE PROMISE, nothing bad will happen to you if you ditch your romance of thinking that 7 billion humans will somehow all become Muslims.
Ann McCarthy, my high school crush, the sexy cheerleader REJECTED my advances, and guess what, I am still here. It wont kill you to accept not everyone buys what you are selling.
Do you need another big wet sloppy kiss and hug?
I like you dude, but you seriously need to ditch your chase for an impossible utopia, no such thing exists.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 4:51 pm
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2017 at 4:55 pm by Der/die AtheistIn.)
(November 4, 2017 at 3:31 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: May God guide our hearts to the proper vision of love so that our hearts become the valuer that has visions that are based on truth.
It harms us and this laughter is a disease that keeps people from uniting on the truth. Not only do Atheists laugh and mock religion, but most religious people, take it more of a game and plaything, and don't give it the proper due, and this especially true of those who take leadership authoritative roles with respect to it.
Leadership is a sacred position when it comes to guiding humans in their purpose.
It is not meant to be mocked and none but God's pure chosen exalted servants supposed to hold this position.
It is because we have taken the issue of leadership as a joke, that we are ruled today by people who are a joke. Of course there is not funny about the spiritual and physical harms that all result in this mocking attitude we have taken....
Because we laugh so hard at the issue of guidance, guidance itself becomes an issue of mockery and becomes a laughingstock to Satan and his forces.
This disease hardly escapes anyone, and the cure to it is serious resolve to be guided uponthe truth.
Making jokes about leaders doesn't mean that politics aren't taken seriously. If the leaders are bad and someone is moking them, it means that that person wishes for better leaders and tries to get others interested too. In democracy the nation is voting for the leaders. They might vote wrong because they've been manipulated, because they're sheep and do things without thinking. I highly doubt that they vote based only on jokes, and if they do we are very sorry.
As I stated, why would God be mad if the jokes were putting him in a good light? He is described as having feelings and being all knowing, shouldn't he get that this is a form of praise? shouldn't he be able to feel amused? He is described as our father, if I had any children, I would be flattered if they made Chuck Norris type of jokes about me.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 4:55 pm
You're totally right about religion being overly serious, DA.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 5:06 pm
It's hard to have a sense of humor when you walk around all the time with a stick up your ass.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 11:24 pm
(November 4, 2017 at 5:06 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: It's hard to have a sense of humor when you walk around all the time with a stick up your ass.
Which is not to say that others can’t enjoy the resulting funny walk.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 5, 2017 at 1:20 am
If your god can't handle a joke, even a crass one, it's not deserving of worship.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 5, 2017 at 4:53 am
(November 4, 2017 at 3:31 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: May God guide our hearts to the proper vision of love so that our hearts become the valuer that has visions that are based on truth.
Again with the value.
Stop it.
Stop it now!
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