Religion itself IS a joke, a dark joke I admit, but a joke nonetheless. I am quite sure religion was invented by people trying to top each other in a craziest bs contest.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 3:38 pm
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That's hilarious, Mystic, tell us another one.
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RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 3:59 pm
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(November 4, 2017 at 3:31 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: It is not meant to be mocked and none but God's pure chosen exalted servants supposed to hold this position. ![]() ![]() Seriously though, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 4:07 pm
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(November 4, 2017 at 3:31 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: May God guide our hearts to the proper vision of love so that our hearts become the valuer that has visions that are based on truth. Mystic seriously. Please stop torturing yourself like this. There are 7 billion humans with COUNTLESS religions and I don't even like it when some atheists claim we can create a godless planet. WE PROMISE, nothing bad will happen to you if you ditch your romance of thinking that 7 billion humans will somehow all become Muslims. Ann McCarthy, my high school crush, the sexy cheerleader REJECTED my advances, and guess what, I am still here. It wont kill you to accept not everyone buys what you are selling. Do you need another big wet sloppy kiss and hug? I like you dude, but you seriously need to ditch your chase for an impossible utopia, no such thing exists. RE: Religion is overly serious
November 4, 2017 at 4:51 pm
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2017 at 4:55 pm by Der/die AtheistIn.)
(November 4, 2017 at 3:31 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: May God guide our hearts to the proper vision of love so that our hearts become the valuer that has visions that are based on truth. Making jokes about leaders doesn't mean that politics aren't taken seriously. If the leaders are bad and someone is moking them, it means that that person wishes for better leaders and tries to get others interested too. In democracy the nation is voting for the leaders. They might vote wrong because they've been manipulated, because they're sheep and do things without thinking. I highly doubt that they vote based only on jokes, and if they do we are very sorry. As I stated, why would God be mad if the jokes were putting him in a good light? He is described as having feelings and being all knowing, shouldn't he get that this is a form of praise? shouldn't he be able to feel amused? He is described as our father, if I had any children, I would be flattered if they made Chuck Norris type of jokes about me.
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You're totally right about religion being overly serious, DA.
It's hard to have a sense of humor when you walk around all the time with a stick up your ass.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
If your god can't handle a joke, even a crass one, it's not deserving of worship.
(November 4, 2017 at 3:31 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: May God guide our hearts to the proper vision of love so that our hearts become the valuer that has visions that are based on truth. Again with the value. Stop it. Stop it now! You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
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