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Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:26 am
(November 30, 2017 at 9:38 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Why thank you! Smile
I would have either LFC or Judi.

This makes me feel really good. Thanks CL Heart

I would want: 

CL - Because she's gentle, kind and compassionate and I feel she would be great with my teens. Besides - she could gross them out with poop jokes Big Grin

LFC - Because she has little ones and needs to know what happens when they turn into horrid teens... so for experience and scientific purposes. (Remember - I have the pre-walmart speech. Know it. Learn it. Love it.) Just don't let them drink your wine! One of them, I won't mention who... actually likes the taste of pinot noir.

Losty - Because she has kids and brings with her a sense of humor, patience and is nurturing. 

Beccs - She can be the "godfather" and teach them how to bury a body. Yeah - it's that important.

Min - He can expand their vocabulary Big Grin

Cthulhu Dreaming - There's no one other than myself whom I'd rather my kids get high around. So if they're gonna do it... at least he gets the excellent strains.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:26 am
Joods. They’d eat delicious food and spend time with her awesome kids.
LFC. She’s a good mom. Also, her house is always clean. Lol
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:30 am
(November 30, 2017 at 10:26 am)J a c k Wrote: Joods. They’d eat delicious food and spend time with her awesome kids.
LFC. She’s a good mom. Also, her house is always clean. Lol

Careful... mine are teens and on any given day, they are assholes, so if anything thing, mine would corrupt yours and turn them into assholes Big Grin

If you like that sort of thing, that is. lol

But... at least they'd eat well! 

Give and take... it works lol
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:30 am
Nobody ever picks me for anything.  Dodgy Big Grin

But this is one time I am glad nobody would. I don't hate kids, but I don't like being around them for long periods.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:31 am (This post was last modified: November 30, 2017 at 10:36 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 30, 2017 at 10:30 am)Brian37 Wrote: But this is one time I am glad nobody would. I don't hate kids, but I don't like being around them for long periods.

I don't mind it really. They tend to be less annoying than adults. I'm the eldest of five and my younger siblings have never pissed me off as much as my parents have.

Kids don't tend to have that sanctimoniousness or condescension that many adults have which are personality traits that really piss me off. Kids don't tend to talk to you like you're a kid.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:32 am
(November 30, 2017 at 10:30 am)Brian37 Wrote: Nobody ever picks me for anything.  Dodgy Big Grin

But this is one time I am glad nobody would. I don't hate kids, but I don't like being around them for long periods.

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Me too! And I have four of them! Imagine that!
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:47 am
Hmm, tough question, kinda depends on age really

I'd pick CL for baby to toddler stage, she has good expertise with poop and it's variations. Tongue

I'd definitely pick Joods as first choice for pre-teenage children, she has experience, can be strict when needed, good sense of humor, and best of all, the kids can come out prettier if left in her care. Tongue

I'd pick LFC and Losty together for teenage kids. what? You don't expect me to be cruel enough to dump my teenagers on just one of them do you? LFC is the only one capable enough to get teenagers in control and force them to listen to Losty's sermons on responsible drinking afterall Tongue
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:50 am
Anyone but Boru. 

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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:51 am
Depends on which one will let me "drive" them home.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 11:04 am
Khemikal - "Oh, the stories he could tell" and I'm sure he's a great father. I don't have any kids, but he can babysit me any time.
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