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Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
#21
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
(November 30, 2017 at 10:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Anyone but Boru. 

Boru

Shock Banned members not included right?

I'm pretty sure even you would agree that your left elbow could do a better job than Elastic Pumpkin

(November 30, 2017 at 11:04 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: Khemikal - "Oh, the stories he could tell" and I'm sure he's a great father.  I don't have any kids, but he can babysit me any time.

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#22
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
Obvious answer. I'll give them to Divinity. Can't pinpoint why, she just seem awesome. Super awesome!
Btw, anybody gonna give me their kids? I can teach them......well I can teach them.......well I can....teach them how to....cook, I guess, teach them how to ride a bike...give them some sparring lessons...you know what I'll just stop.. ?
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#23
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
Atheist Forums actually has a child care facility available for staff and members.

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#24
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
Beccs! I've heard she has the best recipes.



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#25
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
Kids are like pigs, stubborn and messy. Id choose khem.
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#26
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
Got to go with the popular choices already given: Khem, C_L, Joods, Losty, CamusLady, Jack .. lots of good choices amongst the women folk but you'd be hard pressed to better Khem among the men but I'll bet Poca and LastPoet would do well. Actually for an older child I think Teresa might be a good choice.

I make a better dog sitter than baby sitter, as long as they're willing to submit to Heidi.
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#27
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
CIJS...I cannot believe how many of you chose me, the in-house wino, to be responsible for your children. You are all terrible parents, and should be ashamed of yourselves. ?❤️
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#28
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
If I’m being honest, I would never have someone I only know through the internet to babysit my kids.
There are a lot of people here who I think would make good babysitters. One that hasn’t been mentioned yet is Steel Curtain. I bet he’d be a good babysitter.
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#30
RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
Just please, nobody choose me. It will literally be:

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