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When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.

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When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
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RE: When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
December 12, 2017 at 4:39 pm
(December 12, 2017 at 4:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Ya know you can say "who is it", "what do you want" and "go away" without opening the door.

It's the conversing part I'm afraid of.
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RE: When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
December 12, 2017 at 4:51 pm
(December 12, 2017 at 4:39 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(December 12, 2017 at 4:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Ya know you can say "who is it", "what do you want" and "go away" without opening the door.

It's the conversing part I'm afraid of.

Fine, make a recording that says "I don't have time for you, go the fuck away." Then just push play, repeat until they stop.
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RE: When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
December 12, 2017 at 4:52 pm
Great idea! I thought of a better one though.

"Unless you're here to give me a blow job or free pizza, fuck off."
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December 12, 2017 at 4:55 pm
(December 12, 2017 at 4:52 pm)Hammy Wrote: Great idea! I thought of a better one though.

"Unless you're here to give me a blow job or free pizza, fuck off."

They might say "yes" just to get you to come to the door.
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RE: When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
December 12, 2017 at 5:51 pm
(December 12, 2017 at 4:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(December 12, 2017 at 4:52 pm)Hammy Wrote: Great idea! I thought of a better one though.

"Unless you're here to give me a blow job or free pizza, fuck off."

They might say "yes" just to get you to come to the door.

Well, however bad they are . . . they can't be as bad as my ex. I had to call the police on her.
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December 12, 2017 at 6:10 pm
I don't get nervous.

I DO get pissed off.

I can almost guarantee someone will knock the moment I slide into a hot bath.
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December 12, 2017 at 6:43 pm
(December 12, 2017 at 6:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don't get nervous.

I DO get pissed off.

I can almost guarantee someone will knock the moment I slide into  a hot bath.

Knock Knock.
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RE: When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
December 12, 2017 at 6:51 pm (This post was last modified: December 12, 2017 at 7:00 pm by Athene.)
Just "dropping by" someone's home uninvited is incredibly disruptive and rude. Folks who engage in that sort of behavior are typically ignored by me. Or simply told "NO" through the door. 
That goes for friends and family as well.

Though most of the time it's just JWs or some guy trying to sell frozen meat.
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RE: When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
December 12, 2017 at 7:08 pm
Hammy, if you're at all good with tools, I can get you over that apprehensive feeling.\

1.  Install a peephole.

2.  Get one of those trendy metal-mesh doormats.

3.  Run heavy gauge electrical cables from the door mat to the 800w generator which you have thoughtfully placed in your sitting room.

4.  The moment you hear the knock, throw the switch.

5.  When the sizzling quiets down, call out in a sing-songy voice, 'Who iiiis iiiit?'

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RE: When someone knocks on your front door when you're not expecting anyone.
December 12, 2017 at 7:08 pm
(December 12, 2017 at 6:51 pm)Thena323 Wrote: or some guy trying to sell frozen meat.

Is that code for his incredibly small decrepit penis?
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