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'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane

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'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 1:09 am
So when I do go to the States, I can't bring my emotional support elephant?
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 1:23 am
(February 2, 2018 at 10:25 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: When it comes to flights, people should skip past the emotional support animals and use drugs to calm down, like any self respecting American.  ?

I usually just drink heavily on flights
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 1:23 am
(February 2, 2018 at 10:25 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: When it comes to flights, people should skip past the emotional support animals and use drugs to calm down, like any self respecting American.  ?


It's as though they'd never even tried to drink some courage.
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 1:44 am
(February 2, 2018 at 10:23 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(February 2, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I would just like to say that I'd rather have a peacock on a plane than a kid.

Ideally I would prefer neither but if I had to choose, some smelly, noisy, snot-nosed kid is going to come in second.

Wait until the peacock takes to the air inside the plane,  land its 10 lb ass on your head, sinks it’s talons into your scalp, and shit on your shoulders.

Still better than some kid crying his fucking ass off for the whole flight.
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 1:52 am
(February 3, 2018 at 1:09 am)Cyberman Wrote: So when I do go to the States, I can't bring my emotional support elephant?

Maybe if you have a doctor's note and threaten to go to the media, they'll let your "emotional support" elephant on lol.

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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 5:10 am
Lol @ "emotional support peacock".

Sounds like a sarcastic nickname for me.
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 6:09 am
I'm going to get meself an emotional support honey badger.  Let's see airport security take THAT away.

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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 7:23 am
(February 3, 2018 at 1:09 am)Cyberman Wrote: So when I do go to the States, I can't bring my emotional support elephant?

Sure you can. I hear that you walk around with his trunk all day anyway.
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 8:35 am
'Those who ask a lot of questions may seem stupid, but those who don't ask questions stay stupid'
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 3, 2018 at 8:55 am
This could all be avoided if they'd just pump nitrous into the cabin.
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