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'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 10, 2018 at 6:47 am
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2018 at 6:53 am by Succubus.)
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Horses are famously incontinent. Just sayin'.
That explains it...
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(February 10, 2018 at 7:21 am)Industrial Lad Wrote:(February 10, 2018 at 6:57 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Horses are famously incontinent. Just sayin'. There's a long outdated joke about circus people being punished by making them follow the elephants during the parades.
RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 10, 2018 at 1:54 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2018 at 2:00 pm by brewer.)
(February 10, 2018 at 6:37 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: 'UK's first' guide horse for blind man They are behind the times. Colleague of mine flew with a service pony. (image is example only)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
It was "UK's first".
Me, I'd want a Great Pyrenees. I saw one drag a man 50 yards without slowing down once. They're hell on wolves as well. RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
February 10, 2018 at 4:10 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2018 at 4:10 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Hehehe, since we're making requests...I think I need about thirty service beagles. They're small..they wouldn't take up too much aisle space. I wonder if I'd be able to board with a brass horn?
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(February 10, 2018 at 4:10 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Hehehe, since we're making requests...I think I need about thirty service beagles. They're small..they wouldn't take up too much aisle space. I wonder if I'd be able to board with a brass horn? I'll board first with my service fox.
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