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'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
'UK's first' guide horse for blind man

A blind man who is scared of dogs is set to be the first person in the UK to receive an officially recognised guide horse.
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#52
RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
(February 10, 2018 at 6:37 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: 'UK's first' guide horse for blind man

A blind man who is scared of dogs is set to be the first person in the UK to receive an officially recognised guide horse.

Will it be allowed in pubs, I know guide dogs are.

(February 8, 2018 at 10:16 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(February 4, 2018 at 4:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Y'all are just lucky I can't play "gotchurnose" from here.

College student flushes her emotional support hamster down the toilet and blames the airline.

https://slate.com/technology/2018/02/stu...ation.html

And ten years later its back, seeking revenge:

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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#53
RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
Horses are famously incontinent. Just sayin'.
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#54
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That explains it...

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(February 10, 2018 at 6:57 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Horses are famously incontinent. Just sayin'.

Yeah, in a little area on the outskirts of town there's a lot of Amish that travel using horses and buggies. The streets are not pretty in certain areas.
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(February 10, 2018 at 7:21 am)Industrial Lad Wrote:
(February 10, 2018 at 6:57 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Horses are famously incontinent. Just sayin'.

Yeah, in a little area on the outskirts of town there's a lot of Amish that travel using horses and buggies. The streets are not pretty in certain areas.

There's a long outdated joke about circus people being punished by making them follow the elephants during the parades.  Tongue
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(February 10, 2018 at 6:37 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: 'UK's first' guide horse for blind man

A blind man who is scared of dogs is set to be the first person in the UK to receive an officially recognised guide horse.

They are behind the times. Colleague of mine flew with a service pony. (image is example only)

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It was "UK's first".

Me, I'd want a Great Pyrenees. I saw one drag a man 50 yards without slowing down once. They're hell on wolves as well.
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RE: 'Emotional Support Peacock' Barred From United Airlines Plane
Hehehe, since we're making requests...I think I need about thirty service beagles.  They're small..they wouldn't take up too much aisle space. I wonder if I'd be able to board with a brass horn?
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(February 10, 2018 at 4:10 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Hehehe, since we're making requests...I think I need about thirty service beagles.  They're small..they wouldn't take up too much aisle space.  I wonder if I'd be able to board with a brass horn?

I'll board first with my service fox.
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