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Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
#31
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 6, 2010 at 8:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: People who believe in a literal ark with 2 ( or 7) of every animal are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

This thing belongs in Kentucky if it belongs anywhere.

It belongs in a landfill.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#32
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 7, 2010 at 11:56 am)Thor Wrote:
(December 6, 2010 at 8:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: People who believe in a literal ark with 2 ( or 7) of every animal are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

This thing belongs in Kentucky if it belongs anywhere.

It belongs in a landfill.

It belongs deconstructed and the materials put the better use. It's ridiculous.
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#33
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 7, 2010 at 11:56 am)Thor Wrote:
(December 6, 2010 at 8:52 pm)Minimalist Wrote: People who believe in a literal ark with 2 ( or 7) of every animal are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

This thing belongs in Kentucky if it belongs anywhere.

It belongs in a landfill.


Its in Kentucky. Close enough.

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#34
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
This explains why that moronic "Creation Museum" was built there.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#35
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
Um... not all Kentuckians are stupid.
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#36
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 7, 2010 at 12:49 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Um... not all Kentuckians are stupid.

I agree. No place that has Churchill Downs can be all bad.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#37
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 7, 2010 at 12:49 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Um... not all Kentuckians are stupid.


They elected Rand Paul. That certainly calls into question the sanity and intelligence of the majority!
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#38
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 7, 2010 at 1:44 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(December 7, 2010 at 12:49 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Um... not all Kentuckians are stupid.


They elected Rand Paul. That certainly calls into question the sanity and intelligence of the majority!

I held my nose and voted for Conway, though he's constantly touted his Christianity and stances on legislated morality as a reason he was superior to Paul.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#39
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
It's KENTUCKY! A atheist has more chance of being burned at the stake than being elected to the senate.

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#40
RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
(December 7, 2010 at 12:31 pm)Thor Wrote: This explains why that moronic "Creation Museum" was built there.

Oh but it's so filled with so many original artifacts of the creation, you know like oxygen, gravity, atoms, molecules, dust mites, probably a rodent or two. I bet on a good day they may even have a rainbow to show off!

What's not to be gawked at and admired?

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