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So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?

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So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
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So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 7:24 pm
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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 7:28 pm
Having to perform the onerous tasks being doled out by the shithead in the White House is taking its toll.
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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 7:33 pm
I wish his entire staff would grow a spine and just walk the fuck out.
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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 8:17 pm
I'm sure that if I had a job which required me to forcibly remove a crying child from a sobbing mother for a crime that is - basically - the legal equivalent of a broken tail light, I'd bail and never look back.  Good-o on the people quitting.

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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 9:30 pm
Increase the pay and give bonuses for the number of illegal aliens apprehended. And give them some spiffy uniforms and medals.
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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 9:49 pm
(July 8, 2018 at 9:30 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Increase the pay and give bonuses for the number of illegal aliens apprehended.  And give them some spiffy uniforms and medals.

As long as it's only your taxes getting jacked to pay for all that.
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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 10:22 pm
(July 8, 2018 at 8:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm sure that if I had a job which required me to forcibly remove a crying child from a sobbing mother for a crime that is - basically - the legal equivalent of a broken tail light, I'd bail and never look back.  Good-o on the people quitting.

Boru

It;s not even the equivalent of a broken tail light.  Thats some sad shit, huh?
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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 10:26 pm
(July 8, 2018 at 9:30 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Increase the pay and give bonuses for the number of illegal aliens apprehended.  And give them some spiffy uniforms and medals.

Sure and you can pay for it all
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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 10:34 pm
I notice that "all the taco's you can eat" was not listed as a remuneration.
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RE: So Much Winning, huh Douchebag?
July 8, 2018 at 10:35 pm
(July 8, 2018 at 9:30 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Increase the pay and give bonuses for the number of illegal aliens apprehended.  And give them some spiffy uniforms and medals.

Yeah...I know exactly what you have in mind.

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I imagine that would get your point across.
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