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#11
RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:38 am
Ball Hog or Tug Boat?
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RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:40 am
Cod or Tuna?
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#13
RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:40 am
Jesus or Allah?
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#14
RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:41 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 6:44 am by Lucanus.)
(August 21, 2018 at 6:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nuns or radishes?

Radishes are easier to clean, but nuns taste better if you have the time to cook them properly.
(August 21, 2018 at 6:38 am)chimp3 Wrote: Ball Hog or Tug Boat?

Anything that has even the shadow of Krist Novoselic in it deserves my respect
(August 21, 2018 at 6:40 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Cod or Tuna?

I eat tuna everyday

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(August 21, 2018 at 6:40 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Jesus or Allah?

Depends. Is it an African or a European Jesus?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#15
RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:47 am
(August 21, 2018 at 6:37 am)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 6:35 am)Brian37 Wrote: Why doesn't everyone like ABBA?

Their bass lines are Phat with a capital P and I like them. Those who don't, lie.

To quote the drug king in Scarface, "I like you Tony, there is no lying in you."
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#16
RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:50 am
What do you know about pushrods?


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#17
RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:52 am
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
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RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 6:52 am (This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 7:06 am by Lucanus.)
(August 21, 2018 at 6:50 am)ignoramus Wrote: What do you know about pushrods?


Big Grin

"Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."
William Butler Yeats
(August 21, 2018 at 6:52 am)Brian37 Wrote: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

Depends on the scale and on how the drummer feels Tongue
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 7:11 am
How about a nice game of Mafia?...not the sort of question you were expecting I'd guess but still a question Wink ...since you haven't played in ages, and there's one in signups at the moment; Life Of Brian... should be a laugh Smile
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RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 7:14 am
(August 21, 2018 at 7:11 am)emjay Wrote: How about a nice game of Mafia?...not the sort of question you were expecting I'd guess but still a question Wink ...since you haven't played in ages, and there's one in signups at the moment; Life Of Brian... should be a laugh Smile

Believe it or not, I'm not a good liar, so mafia games, especially online, tend to be kinda stressful to me. I'll gladly play again once I'm in a better place, so to speak. Smile
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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