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Things that should never be combined.

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Things that should never be combined.
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#41
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 3:04 pm
The valkyrie and mercy.
Funeral and viagra.
Trump's speeches and sobriety.

The prophet and criticism.

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Fucking infidels.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
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#42
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 3:07 pm
Who's Mercy and where do I find her?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#43
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 5:57 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2018 at 6:02 pm by Little lunch.)
(October 12, 2018 at 3:38 pm)Marozz Wrote: A good 12 year old Irish Whiskey and Coke.

Still have to admit it's better than plain coke though. :-)
(November 10, 2018 at 1:04 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: Pizza and pineapple. Tut Tut

Wrong!




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#44
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 7:29 pm
(November 10, 2018 at 3:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Who's Mercy and where do I find her?

She left the building before the sentencing phase of your malpractice trial. Angel
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#45
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 7:33 pm
Long hair and insulating spray foam.

Beets and light-coloured clothing.

Elbows and large piles of paperwork on the corner of the *thump* *$!%!! desk.
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#46
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 8:38 pm
Fish and lemon. Tut Tut
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#47
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 8:41 pm
Five-head Sharks and Pythonodons.
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#48
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 8:44 pm
Meth and chainsaws.
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#49
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 9:01 pm
Monty python movie night and my gf.
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#50
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 9:08 pm
Sexytime and sandpaper.
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