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Things that should never be combined.

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Things that should never be combined.
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#51
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 11:30 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2018 at 11:31 pm by outtathereligioncloset.)
(November 10, 2018 at 3:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Who's Mercy and where do I find her?

Mercy happens to be one of the main characters in a porn(ish) novel I started a few years ago at the request of a publisher, that I never quite managed to finish.  Only it's spelled Merci. She was a classy 19th century hooker.
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#52
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 10, 2018 at 11:41 pm (This post was last modified: November 10, 2018 at 11:42 pm by Silver.)
(October 12, 2018 at 2:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Kit and naked women.

Cool
(November 10, 2018 at 1:04 pm)Gwaithmir Wrote: Pizza and pineapple. Tut Tut

But it's so yum!
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#53
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 1:45 am
Fire and a  hydrogen in a hot air balloon as poor  Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier learned at the accident at Wimereux.


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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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#54
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 4:57 am
(November 10, 2018 at 11:30 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:
(November 10, 2018 at 3:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Who's Mercy and where do I find her?

Mercy happens to be one of the main characters in a porn(ish) novel I started a few years ago at the request of a publisher, that I never quite managed to finish.  Only it's spelled Merci. She was a classy 19th century hooker.

You've caught my interest, now.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 5:14 am
Black coffee and sugar.
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#56
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 6:48 am
Hurricanes and hang gliding.

tRump and any member of the G-8 summit.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 6:55 am
Shitting on the toilet whilst reading a girlie magazine. (Too many mixed feelings.)




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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 6:56 am
Peace talks and politicians.
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#59
RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 11:35 am
Men and women.
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RE: Things that should never be combined.
November 11, 2018 at 11:35 am
Fred and Ginger.
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