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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 1, 2019 at 1:38 pm
(March 12, 2019 at 8:59 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Jesus was a bald hunchbacked dwarf. For instance this is from some of Irving Wallace's writings collected in a book "Irving Wallace: A Writer's Profile"
![[Image: jiz-descr.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/X7dLbhBg/jiz-descr.jpg)
And if you read Testimonium Slavonium you get the description of Jesus that follows:
"a man of simple appearance, mature age, small stature, three cubits high [4 ft 6 in; 137 cm], hunchbacked, with a long face, long nose, and meeting eyebrows, so that they who see him might be affrighted, with scanty hair (but) with a parting in the middle of his head, after the manner of the Nazirites, and with an undeveloped beard."
How can anyone trust these writers as being credible historical sources? Would any true historian of antiquity make such unsubstantiated claims? It would be great to see a classical scholar comment on this!
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 1, 2019 at 1:47 pm
I googled jesus hair style, 451000 results.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 1, 2019 at 2:04 pm
(April 1, 2019 at 1:47 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I googled jesus hair style, 451000 results.
A lot of individuals have that name, of course.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 1, 2019 at 2:33 pm
(March 12, 2019 at 3:07 am)Godscreated Wrote: This may be the dumbest thread I've seen to date.
Wait til we do one about Jesus being a cross dresser.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 1, 2019 at 2:42 pm
(April 1, 2019 at 2:33 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (March 12, 2019 at 3:07 am)Godscreated Wrote: This may be the dumbest thread I've seen to date.
Wait til we do one about Jesus being a cross dresser.
If Jesus was dressing in accordance with his gender identity, then he was not a cross-dresser.
Seriously.
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 1, 2019 at 2:55 pm
(April 1, 2019 at 2:42 pm)Jehanne Wrote: (April 1, 2019 at 2:33 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Wait til we do one about Jesus being a cross dresser.
If Jesus was dressing in accordance with his gender identity, then he was not a cross-dresser.
Seriously.
We ain' t talking about clothing.
Cross.
Wood.
See?
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 1, 2019 at 3:03 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2019 at 3:04 pm by Yonadav.)
I've heard that first century Judeans probably looked something like Fake's blackface avatar. You know, because blackface is just so totally wrong except for when Fake does it. (according to Fake)
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 1, 2019 at 3:37 pm
(April 1, 2019 at 2:55 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (April 1, 2019 at 2:42 pm)Jehanne Wrote: If Jesus was dressing in accordance with his gender identity, then he was not a cross-dresser.
Seriously.
We ain' t talking about clothing.
Cross.
Wood.
See?
Ha!
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 2, 2019 at 12:49 am
(March 12, 2019 at 10:59 am)Gae Bolga Wrote: Quote:While Jesus was in Bethany in the home of Simon the Leper, 7 a woman came to him with an alabaster jar of very expensive perfume, which she poured on his head as he was reclining at the table.
8 When the disciples saw this, they were indignant. “Why this waste?” they asked. 9 “This perfume could have been sold at a high price and the money given to the poor.”
10 Aware of this, Jesus said to them, “Why are you bothering this woman? She has done a beautiful thing to me. 11 The poor you will always have with you,[a] but you will not always have me. 12 When she poured this perfume on my body, she did it to prepare me for burial.13 Truly I tell you, wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her.”
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...ersion=NIV
What an egotistical, narcissistic asshole! 
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 2, 2019 at 1:19 am
(April 2, 2019 at 12:49 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: (March 12, 2019 at 10:59 am)Gae Bolga Wrote: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...ersion=NIV
What an egotistical, narcissistic asshole!
Or perhaps he just stunk....
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