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Did Jesus ever have a perm?

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Did Jesus ever have a perm?
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 2, 2019 at 1:54 am
I sure hope he's talking about Jesus! Jawdrop
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RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 3, 2019 at 10:59 am (This post was last modified: April 3, 2019 at 11:00 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(March 12, 2019 at 6:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, Jesus was visiting the home of Simon the leper and was banging Simon's wife, Bethany?

The scoundrel.

(April 2, 2019 at 12:49 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: What an egotistical, narcissistic asshole! Dodgy

Well, guy was a P-I-M-P.

Quote:The Parable of the Sower

8 After this, Jesus traveled about from one town and village to another, proclaiming the good news of the kingdom of God. The Twelve were with him, 2 and also some women who had been cured of evil spirits and diseases: Mary (called Magdalene) from whom seven demons had come out; 3 Joanna the wife of Chuza, the manager of Herod’s household; Susanna; and many others. These women were helping to support them out of their own means.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se...ersion=NIV
Excising "demons" from afflicted females remains as lucrative a profession as it ever was.
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#33
RE: Did Jesus ever have a perm?
April 3, 2019 at 11:03 am
Unlikely, even if Jesus had existed.

Quote:1905
An early alternative method for curling hair that was suitable for use on people was invented in 1905 by German hairdresser Karl Nessler. He used a mixture of cow urine and water. The first public demonstration took place on 8 October 1905, but Nessler had been working on the idea since 1896.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perm_(hairstyle)
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