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The most awkward conversation ever
#71
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(March 27, 2019 at 3:05 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(March 27, 2019 at 1:29 pm)Drich Wrote: Poop  this is the first marry discussion I have ever had that has ended with everyone being fingered in the butt by poop as it's final conclusion..

To me that seems like a slippery slope for homosexual experimentation. "butt to each his own..


Why? or it is more wise to say: how didn't you expect such an explanation?
Is it because you forgot that a whole civilization used to think that the "Dung Beatle" dances on feces for the sun?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2...l-of-dung/

Well, we humans tend to forget our roots and origins. We also love underestimating things.

Make all the jokes you want to make you feel right. But the Dung Beetle will still roll the feces, reminding you that this filth came out of you.

Imagine religious figureheads and presidents taking a poop. Imagine Trump  -for example- taking a poop in the wild; and Dung Beetles come to roll his shit. So much for the arrogant self-righteous who gave us a headache outside the toilet.

When nature calls, he'll get Dung Beetles' food coming from inside his own body with his own help. How brutal is that? imagine it on a high scale. Imagine yourself locked in a cell, and having to offer food from inside your own body to an army of beetles.

The first thing I think about when I think about this, is how a fancy Church and a fancy mosque and a fancy government building won't change the truth you so try to hide by making fun of it.

Clam down You are way off here. I was just making fun of you rationalizing pooping with homosexual sex. Meaning if you say it is the same, then that could be an excuse for someone who is homosexually repressed (you) as a reason to finally have gay sex... again or daily because it is the same according to you as pooping daily. 
Do you understand now? it not about the poop or beetles it is about you claiming that passing a turd is the same as having a man pleasure himself in your poop chute.

Because to me.. a 5 min poop is not the same as 5 mins of being drilled in the can.
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#72
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(April 2, 2019 at 12:13 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 27, 2019 at 3:05 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Why? or it is more wise to say: how didn't you expect such an explanation?
Is it because you forgot that a whole civilization used to think that the "Dung Beatle" dances on feces for the sun?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dung_beetle

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2...l-of-dung/

Well, we humans tend to forget our roots and origins. We also love underestimating things.

Make all the jokes you want to make you feel right. But the Dung Beetle will still roll the feces, reminding you that this filth came out of you.

Imagine religious figureheads and presidents taking a poop. Imagine Trump  -for example- taking a poop in the wild; and Dung Beetles come to roll his shit. So much for the arrogant self-righteous who gave us a headache outside the toilet.

When nature calls, he'll get Dung Beetles' food coming from inside his own body with his own help. How brutal is that? imagine it on a high scale. Imagine yourself locked in a cell, and having to offer food from inside your own body to an army of beetles.

The first thing I think about when I think about this, is how a fancy Church and a fancy mosque and a fancy government building won't change the truth you so try to hide by making fun of it.

Clam down You are way off here. I was just making fun of you rationalizing pooping with homosexual sex. Meaning if you say it is the same, then that could be an excuse for someone who is homosexually repressed (you) as a reason to finally have gay sex... again or daily because it is the same according to you as pooping daily. 
Do you understand now? it not about the poop or beetles it is about you claiming that passing a turd is the same as having a man pleasure himself in your poop chute.

Because to me.. a 5 min poop is not the same as 5 mins of being drilled in the can.

No. My comment was about Jesus -peace be upon him- and Mary -peace be upon her- eating food, and pooping just like all humans do.
Unlike what your Church claimed for centuries about Jesus being a divine God that doesn't eat or poop.

Even Mohammed -peace be upon him- eat and poop.

Even you, eat and poop.

We all eat and shit food for beetles. So get over yourself; please.
The age of the ego of religious institutions that lie to the masses that their "leaders are not human" is over. We reached an age that we know everybody eats, sweats, poops, pisses just like a normal human. No huge beards or shiny crosses will remove this truth.

So the ego. Cut it. It's better for both your soul and spirit.
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#73
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(April 3, 2019 at 4:19 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(April 2, 2019 at 12:13 pm)Drich Wrote: Clam down You are way off here. I was just making fun of you rationalizing pooping with homosexual sex. Meaning if you say it is the same, then that could be an excuse for someone who is homosexually repressed (you) as a reason to finally have gay sex... again or daily because it is the same according to you as pooping daily. 
Do you understand now? it not about the poop or beetles it is about you claiming that passing a turd is the same as having a man pleasure himself in your poop chute.

Because to me.. a 5 min poop is not the same as 5 mins of being drilled in the can.

No. My comment was about Jesus -peace be upon him- and Mary -peace be upon her- eating food, and pooping just like all humans do.
Unlike what your Church claimed for centuries about Jesus being a divine God that doesn't eat or poop.

Even Mohammed -peace be upon him- eat and poop.

Even you, eat and poop.

We all eat and shit food for beetles. So get over yourself; please.
The age of the ego of religious institutions that lie to the masses that their "leaders are not human" is over. We reached an age that we know everybody eats, sweats, poops, pisses just like a normal human. No huge beards or shiny crosses will remove this truth.

So the ego. Cut it. It's better for both your soul and spirit.

Jay & Silent Bob


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#74
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
Well...this conversation took quite a turn. For the better. 😉
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#75
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(April 3, 2019 at 12:07 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well...this conversation took quite a turn. For the better. 😉

I wish that it hit the ego of self-righteous people who put man in the rank of God.
And of course the ego of non-theist man who worship their own brain.
Nobody is holy and pure but God. He gives people food but never feed, he never sleeps, he never dies.
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#76
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(April 3, 2019 at 1:36 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(April 3, 2019 at 12:07 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Well...this conversation took quite a turn. For the better. 😉

I wish that it hit the ego of self-righteous people who put man in the rank of God.
And of course the ego of non-theist man who worship their own brain.
Nobody is holy and pure but God. He gives people food but never feed, he never sleeps, he never dies.

Blah blah blah. Your brain invented your stupid god. Quit preaching.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#77
RE: The most awkward conversation ever
(April 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 3, 2019 at 1:36 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: I wish that it hit the ego of self-righteous people who put man in the rank of God.
And of course the ego of non-theist man who worship their own brain.
Nobody is holy and pure but God. He gives people food but never feed, he never sleeps, he never dies.

Blah blah blah. Your brain made up your stupid god.

At least I know my limits and my reality.
Check how many world wars were waged by mad humans who never got off their high horses.
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