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Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
#61
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
(July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm)Athene Wrote: Next time I happen to encounter JW's, I'm going with a different approach to keep shit fresh and exciting.
I think I'll say...

"You know...Christianity stripped us of our true spirituality. No lie. 
Now allow ME to introduce YOU to Ifa, the ancestors, the Orisha, and the Loa."

And then go into a full-on Vodou chant.

Full Aztec.

Just saying...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#62
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
(July 10, 2019 at 10:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm)Athene Wrote: Next time I happen to encounter JW's, I'm going with a different approach to keep shit fresh and exciting.
I think I'll say...

"You know...Christianity stripped us of our true spirituality. No lie. 
Now allow ME to introduce YOU to Ifa, the ancestors, the Orisha, and the Loa."

And then go into a full-on Vodou chant.

Full Aztec.

Just saying...

Aw, now, have a heart.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#63
RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
(July 10, 2019 at 11:36 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(July 10, 2019 at 10:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Full Aztec.

Just saying...

Aw, now, have a heart.


I have several.

Do you want one?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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