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Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
#71
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
DAMN YOU GOT ME OLB

The entire planet depends on more weapons. Lets just all as humans murder each other because we have weapons that compete. You got me, I give up. The asshole with the biggest guns wins.

What the fuck are you bitching about OLB? ABBA fans are a minority, so kicking my ass should be easy.

KILL ALL ABBA FANS!
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#72
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
There ya go sonny.

Throwing a hissy fit..

It looks good on you.

Enjoy!

Panic
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#73
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
(September 4, 2019 at 4:11 pm)Brian37 Wrote: OLB, Is it that you are a secret ABBA fan, or that you know the size of my dick? I am just asking, because for someone who thinks I am full of shit, you sure do pay a lot of attention to someone you think is irrelevant.

FYI, ABBA is not the greatest band in the world, and while I don't have a needle dick, I don't base my relationships on size.

But please, tell everyone here how a 13.8 billion year old universe, a 4 billion year old planet, and a mere 200,000 year old species needs weapons that can kill fellow humans efficiently?

The world doesn't have enough violence? Is that it?
Killing humans efficiently has been around since man could pick up a rock (Cain and Abel). The 2nd Amendment to the Constitution was ratified December 15, 1791 as part of the Bill of Rights. Soon after we fought the War of Independence. And before the War of 1812. 

I am a veteran of the USMC and was trained in hand-to-hand combat. Do you know how many different ways I was trained to kill with my bare hands?
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When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

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#74
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
What do you want from me OLB?

I am not rich, I am not famous, all I do is call bullshit bullshit.

Would it make you happy if I suddenly advocated for no rules on firearm sales? Would it make you happy if I used an AR-15 to shoot at targets with images of Hillary and AOC? Would it make you happy if I had a 4 way with Rambo, Dirty Harry and Roy Rogers and we all gave each other a reach around?

I cant express this enough, but your GPS is fucking broken, and my road to giving a fuck is not on your GPS.

America has WAY TOO MUCH FIREARM VIOLENCE DUMBASS, AND SELL MORE AND DO NOTHING IS NOT WORKING!
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#75
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
(September 4, 2019 at 4:37 pm)Haipule Wrote:
(September 4, 2019 at 4:11 pm)Brian37 Wrote: OLB, Is it that you are a secret ABBA fan, or that you know the size of my dick? I am just asking, because for someone who thinks I am full of shit, you sure do pay a lot of attention to someone you think is irrelevant.

FYI, ABBA is not the greatest band in the world, and while I don't have a needle dick, I don't base my relationships on size





But please, tell everyone here how a 13.8 billion year old universe, a 4 billion year old planet, and a mere 200,000 year old species needs weapons that can kill fellow humans efficiently?

The world doesn't have enough violence? Is that it?
Killing humans efficiently has been around since man could pick up a rock (Cain and Abel). The 2nd Amendment to the Constitution was ratified December 15, 1791 as part of the Bill of Rights. Soon after we fought the War of Independence. And before the War of 1812. 

I am a veteran of the USMC and was trained in hand-to-hand combat. Do you know how many different ways I was trained to kill with my bare hands?

Fewer ways than legit non war era infantry were taught,

Truth. So calm the fuck down, Joe.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#76
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
(September 4, 2019 at 4:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What do you want from me OLB?

Quit lying.

Don' t make up quotes of things I never said.

Don't make shit up.


I don't care if you are anti-gun. You are entitled to your opinion.  But take care - know what the fuck you are talking about. You make shit up - and I will be on your ass.

And not in the way you'd like. I am hetrosexual. As is the lady I live with. So that's right off the table.

Savvy?
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#77
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
(September 4, 2019 at 4:48 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote:
(September 4, 2019 at 4:37 pm)Haipule Wrote: Killing humans efficiently has been around since man could pick up a rock (Cain and Abel). The 2nd Amendment to the Constitution was ratified December 15, 1791 as part of the Bill of Rights. Soon after we fought the War of Independence. And before the War of 1812. 

I am a veteran of the USMC and was trained in hand-to-hand combat. Do you know how many different ways I was trained to kill with my bare hands?

Fewer ways than legit non war era infantry were taught,

Truth.  So calm the fuck down, Joe.

When one takes the entire context of our species existence into account, it is a double edge sword.

I love, and always have, valued my species potential to value compassion and non violence and to have empathy for others. But unfortunately, at the same time, we are far too tribal and quick to seek dominance in the chase for resources.
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#78
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
We used to be. Let us progress.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#79
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
Who told Brian that there's a prize for the person who starts the most threads about guns?
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#80
RE: Walmart follows Dicks sporting goods......
(September 4, 2019 at 4:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What do you want from me OLB?

I am not rich, I am not famous, all I do is call bullshit bullshit.

Would it make you happy if I suddenly advocated for no rules on firearm sales? Would it make you happy if I used an AR-15 to shoot at targets with images of Hillary and AOC? Would it make you happy if I had a 4 way with Rambo, Dirty Harry and Roy Rogers and we all gave each other a reach around?

I cant express this enough, but your GPS is fucking broken, and my road to giving a fuck is not on your GPS.

America has WAY TOO MUCH FIREARM VIOLENCE DUMBASS, AND SELL MORE AND DO NOTHING IS NOT WORKING!
So, because of dumbasses, who acquire guns, you want to regulate arms away from responsible citizens? How do you expect us to protect ourselves from dumbasses? Dumbass!

"Would it make you happy if I used an AR-15 to shoot at targets with images of Hillary and AOC?" 


Shoot at what ever targets you want! It's a free country: as long as we have firearms! Otherwise, we're subjected to dumbasses who acquire arms illegally.

"Would it make you happy if I had a 4 way with Rambo, Dirty Harry and Roy Rogers and we all gave each other a reach around?"

CONGRADULATIONS! You are a dumbass! Whatever floats your boat Dude! You should be reported as a threat to the safety of American citizens!

(September 4, 2019 at 4:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What do you want from me OLB?

I am not rich, I am not famous, all I do is call bullshit bullshit.

Would it make you happy if I suddenly advocated for no rules on firearm sales? Would it make you happy if I used an AR-15 to shoot at targets with images of Hillary and AOC? Would it make you happy if I had a 4 way with Rambo, Dirty Harry and Roy Rogers and we all gave each other a reach around?

I cant express this enough, but your GPS is fucking broken, and my road to giving a fuck is not on your GPS.

America has WAY TOO MUCH FIREARM VIOLENCE DUMBASS, AND SELL MORE AND DO NOTHING IS NOT WORKING!

(September 4, 2019 at 6:39 pm)Haipule Wrote:
(September 4, 2019 at 4:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What do you want from me OLB?

I am not rich, I am not famous, all I do is call bullshit bullshit.

Would it make you happy if I suddenly advocated for no rules on firearm sales? Would it make you happy if I used an AR-15 to shoot at targets with images of Hillary and AOC? Would it make you happy if I had a 4 way with Rambo, Dirty Harry and Roy Rogers and we all gave each other a reach around?

I cant express this enough, but your GPS is fucking broken, and my road to giving a fuck is not on your GPS.

America has WAY TOO MUCH FIREARM VIOLENCE DUMBASS, AND SELL MORE AND DO NOTHING IS NOT WORKING!
So, because of dumbasses, who acquire guns, you want to regulate arms away from responsible citizens? How do you expect us to protect ourselves from dumbasses? Dumbass!

"Would it make you happy if I used an AR-15 to shoot at targets with images of Hillary and AOC?" 


Shoot at what ever targets you want! It's a free country: as long as we have firearms! Otherwise, we're subjected to dumbasses who acquire arms illegally.

"Would it make you happy if I had a 4 way with Rambo, Dirty Harry and Roy Rogers and we all gave each other a reach around?"

CONGRADULATIONS! You are a dumbass! Whatever floats your boat Dude! You should be reported as a threat to the safety of American citizens!

(September 4, 2019 at 4:38 pm)Brian37 Wrote: What do you want from me OLB?

I am not rich, I am not famous, all I do is call bullshit bullshit.

Would it make you happy if I suddenly advocated for no rules on firearm sales? Would it make you happy if I used an AR-15 to shoot at targets with images of Hillary and AOC? Would it make you happy if I had a 4 way with Rambo, Dirty Harry and Roy Rogers and we all gave each other a reach around?

I cant express this enough, but your GPS is fucking broken, and my road to giving a fuck is not on your GPS.

America has WAY TOO MUCH FIREARM VIOLENCE DUMBASS, AND SELL MORE AND DO NOTHING IS NOT WORKING!
"Would it make you happy if I suddenly advocated for no rules on firearm sales?"


That has never happened since the inception of the NRA!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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