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Damned Jews
#1
Damned Jews
...or nutty Jews!

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,...45,00.html

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Haredi ads: Internet causes cancer

New ultra-Orthodox marketing campaign uses scare tactics to prevent community from Web surfing. 'Internet causes disease, adversity,' Rabbi Shmuel Wosner writes
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#2
RE: Damned Jews
(February 9, 2011 at 5:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: ...or nutty Jews!

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,...45,00.html

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Haredi ads: Internet causes cancer

New ultra-Orthodox marketing campaign uses scare tactics to prevent community from Web surfing. 'Internet causes disease, adversity,' Rabbi Shmuel Wosner writes

True the specific disease caused by the internet is mental scars to the images from the mouth of eldritch abominations, destroyed childhoods due to rule 34, and the Great Internet Fuckwad Theory
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#3
RE: Damned Jews
This deserved the:

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#4
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Hilarious What are the Rabbi's thinking??? Disappointed

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And here I am thinking that they actually wanted real KNOWLEDGE! There goes another misconception *sigh*
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#5
RE: Damned Jews
The comments on that article are beyond great.


Quote:"cell phones and microwave ovens and wireless phones does cause cancer. So it is best to put an X-ZUBI diatomateous earth sticker on such devices to decrease the cancer danger. See http://www.xzubi.com for information about that. XZUBI is the only product on the market I know of with in vitro studies that prove human DNA can be protected from the damaging effects of EMF/RF (electromagnetic radiation/radio frequency). "


Quote:"the internet are to pornographic sites. A marriage license and economic support give a male the lawful right before God to see a woman's naked body. Surfing the internet to see porn sites or looking at pornography from other mediums is toxic for the eternal soul. It is unlawful for those with the Torah written on their hearts. Job in the Scriptures made a covenant with his eyes not to look upon a maid. He had sex only with his wife, even in his mind and heart and soul. Looking at porno is the first step to adultery in the heart and then in the mind and body. "

Keep drinking that kool-ade, morons.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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#6
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No orthodox or ultra conservative member of any religion wants any real knowledge.

That is the sect who is moving towards a more Islamic view of how their women should dress in order to keep men from lusting after them.
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#7
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The internet doesn't cause disease but it does spread it. Well, viruses. Maybe they're just really fucking confused. Wait, that was never debatable.
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#8
RE: Damned Jews
Fuckers are just as crazy as all the other adherents of the angry desert god.


http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_...s-567.html


Quote:Rabbi David Twersky, leader of the Rachmastrivka Hasidic dynasty, says the recent tsunami in Japan, which has left thousands of people dead, was the result of the arrest of two yeshiva students by Japanese authorities after being convicted of smuggling drugs.

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#9
RE: Damned Jews
Off-topic: Summer, where the hell is your picture? I refuse to talk to you until I can see your hotness again.
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#10
RE: Damned Jews
Israel pardoned some naughty hasidic kid? Oh dear; off hand I'd say the current two are well and truly fucked.

Many Hasidim are fucking head cases,doing their utmost to live in the Middle Ages. They don't like sharia law as it's too lenient.

That dopey old prick seems to worship YHWH in his most obnoxious form. (as described in the Torah) To be fair, If I believed, I'd be fucking terrified too.There's no pleasing that capricious cunt..
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