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What's your morning ritual?
#11
RE: What's your morning ritual?
(October 12, 2019 at 7:05 pm)EgoDeath Wrote: Quite the productive mornings all of you have Tongue
Boss Lady works from 3:30PM to 2:00AM, so she doesn't get up until noon. I might do something in the morning, but it's unlikely.
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#12
RE: What's your morning ritual?
Wake up and wonder why I feel like shit every morning.
Pee
Let dogs out.
Listen to cat bitch.
Get some tea.
Take cardiac meds.
Pee again
Let dogs in
Check email, FB, bank accounts, AF, weather, close one eye and peek at news.
Pee some more - damn BP meds.
Make more tea.
Feed cat his breakfast so he'll shut up.
Make sure dogs have plenty of water and food for the day.
(Birds are still quiet, they don't get fed till evening.)
Clean up, brush teeth, plug in flat iron.
Take BP
Get dressed for work.
Put on makeup and do hair.
Let dogs out again.
Pee - again.
Get food/drinks ready to take to work.
Lure dogs back in with a treat.
Grab purse and other necessities, say goodbye to all the critters, tell them I will see them later - wait for big parrot to say 'all right'.
Slip out back door and lock up.

The excitement of it all is almost too much to take.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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#13
RE: What's your morning ritual?
(October 12, 2019 at 7:05 pm)EgoDeath Wrote: Quite the productive mornings all of you have Tongue

I actually considered having a morning routine, but I became concerned that it might turn me into a judgmental twat.

'A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.' - Emerson

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#14
RE: What's your morning ritual?
Put in the news to find out what horrible thing Trump has done overnight .



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#15
RE: What's your morning ritual?
1. Cat jumps on my side while I am laying down and digs his nose into my ear to say, "feed me."

2. Feed him.

3. Make coffee.

4. ^^^^ Triggers a rush to the loo.

5. ^^^ But you didn't need to know that.

6. Turn my TV to cable news. 

7. Mute my TV when the orange turd speaks.

8. Get on internet, post stuff.
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#16
RE: What's your morning ritual?
ACCESS DENIED!!!!!!

IMPROPER CLEARANCE!!!!
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#17
RE: What's your morning ritual?
For twenty years my job was to hit the deck running when needed. When I retired and enrolled at Purdue I planned my schedule carefully so that I didn't have a class before ten o'clock.

Thank you, taxpayers.
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#18
RE: What's your morning ritual?
As soon as I get up, I put a cup of water in the microwave. While it's heating, I go to the bathroom, take my meds and feed the cat. Then I make coffee, open my Email and check out the atheist forums for a couple of hours. I also take care of any bills or other paperwork on my desk. Around mid-morning I take more meds and make another cup of coffee. I might do a batch of laundry and/or take a short nap before lunch.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#19
RE: What's your morning ritual?
(October 13, 2019 at 7:04 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: For twenty years my job was to hit the deck running when needed. When I retired and enrolled at Purdue I planned my schedule carefully so that I didn't have a class before ten o'clock.

Thank you, taxpayers.

Bu bu bu, taxes are robbery. The only "Purdue" I've been near is chicken at the super market.
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#20
RE: What's your morning ritual?
Slide out of bed without waking the wife or dogs, never works.
Pee
Dress
Let dogs out
Turn on news/surf the net/forums
Make breakfast for all, ingest supplements and caffeine
Digest and watch more news/financials or surf the net/forums
Poop
Exercise dogs, 0.5 to 2 hours depending on the day/weather
Shower
After that things turn random.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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