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- open eyes at 6 am
- grumble a bit
- sit the porcelain throne dropping a log
- get my clothes on, personal higiene.
- take my daughter to the nanny.
- back to home to take my wife to the bus stop on my way to work.
- arrive at work.
Weekends are a bit different with no standard routine.
(October 13, 2019 at 7:04 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: For twenty years my job was to hit the deck running when needed. When I retired and enrolled at Purdue I planned my schedule carefully so that I didn't have a class before ten o'clock.
Thank you, taxpayers.
Slacker
One semester my earliest class was 2;30 pm. That only one day a week. The other days my first class was 8:00pm.
October 13, 2019 at 11:56 am (This post was last modified: October 13, 2019 at 11:57 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(October 13, 2019 at 9:22 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(October 13, 2019 at 7:04 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: For twenty years my job was to hit the deck running when needed. When I retired and enrolled at Purdue I planned my schedule carefully so that I didn't have a class before ten o'clock.
Thank you, taxpayers.
Bu bu bu, taxes are robbery. The only "Purdue" I've been near is chicken at the super market.
That's "Perdue", not "Purdue".
(October 13, 2019 at 10:51 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(October 13, 2019 at 7:04 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: For twenty years my job was to hit the deck running when needed. When I retired and enrolled at Purdue I planned my schedule carefully so that I didn't have a class before ten o'clock.
Thank you, taxpayers.
Slacker
One semester my earliest class was 2;30 pm. That only one day a week. The other days my first class was 8:00pm.
I did 1/2 or 1/4 time by direction of the Veterans' Administration. They paid me for full time but restricted the number of classes I could take. So I audited a bunch then tested out.
(October 13, 2019 at 5:22 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I actually considered having a morning routine, but I became concerned that it might turn me into a judgmental twat.
'A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.' - Emerson
Boru
Why would a morning routine make you judgmental?
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
October 13, 2019 at 12:34 pm (This post was last modified: October 13, 2019 at 12:38 pm by EgoDeath.)
What's with the hostility? Just asking about people's morning rituals. Jeez lol.
(October 12, 2019 at 7:42 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
Wake up and wonder why I feel like shit every morning.
Pee
Let dogs out.
Listen to cat bitch.
Get some tea.
Take cardiac meds.
Pee again
Let dogs in
Check email, FB, bank accounts, AF, weather, close one eye and peek at news.
Pee some more - damn BP meds.
Make more tea.
Feed cat his breakfast so he'll shut up.
Make sure dogs have plenty of water and food for the day.
(Birds are still quiet, they don't get fed till evening.)
Clean up, brush teeth, plug in flat iron.
Take BP
Get dressed for work.
Put on makeup and do hair.
Let dogs out again.
Pee - again.
Get food/drinks ready to take to work.
Lure dogs back in with a treat.
Grab purse and other necessities, say goodbye to all the critters, tell them I will see them later - wait for big parrot to say 'all right'.
Slip out back door and lock up.
The excitement of it all is almost too much to take.
I'm sorry that you feel like shit every morning.
And I don't think a morning routine has to be exciting... just something that sort of helps you get up out of bed and ready for the day.
Why do you think you feel bad... are you depressed?
(October 13, 2019 at 5:29 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Put in the news to find out what horrible thing Trump has done overnight .
Oh no that's a terrible way to start the day
(October 13, 2019 at 9:42 am)brewer Wrote: Slide out of bed without waking the wife or dogs, never works.
Pee
Dress
Let dogs out
Turn on news/surf the net/forums
Make breakfast for all, ingest supplements and caffeine
Digest and watch more news/financials or surf the net/forums
Poop
Exercise dogs, 0.5 to 2 hours depending on the day/weather
Shower
After that things turn random.
I'm surprised at how many people here own pets...
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
October 13, 2019 at 12:54 pm (This post was last modified: October 13, 2019 at 1:04 pm by EgoDeath.)
(October 13, 2019 at 12:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And then criticized them for not being as productive as you think they should be. That's the very definition of 'judgmental'.
But carry on with drinking your water and doing your push ups. I'm sure that'll make you a better human being.
Boru
It was a joke man... holy shit you're touchy today.
(October 12, 2019 at 5:31 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: 1. Panic.
2. Hide the bodies -again.
3. Wash all evidence with bleach.
Actually, Clorox is a lot better for destroying evidence, don't just use any old bleach
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
October 13, 2019 at 2:14 pm (This post was last modified: October 13, 2019 at 2:16 pm by EgoDeath.)
(October 13, 2019 at 2:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Quote:It was a joke man... holy shit you're touchy today.
Oh, it was a joke. My mistake. But then, given your taste in stand up comedians, I think it's understandable.
Boru
Wow, I must've really gotten under your skin for you to call back to an entirely different thread. Strange.
Sebastian Maniscalco is okay... I wouldn't call him one of my favorites but he had a good Netflix special recently.
Hey maybe you should consider adding Xanax to your morning routine
edit:
Also, if I was referencing like Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia, I could understand the little jab you were trying to throw at me, but Sebastian Maniscalco is actually pretty well-respected in the world of comedy. I mean, he's no Richard Pryor, but he puts out some pretty decent hours.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
