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RE: What's your morning ritual?
October 13, 2019 at 2:41 pm
(October 13, 2019 at 12:34 pm)EgoDeath Wrote: (October 13, 2019 at 9:42 am)brewer Wrote: Slide out of bed without waking the wife or dogs, never works.
Pee
Dress
Let dogs out
Turn on news/surf the net/forums
Make breakfast for all, ingest supplements and caffeine
Digest and watch more news/financials or surf the net/forums
Poop
Exercise dogs, 0.5 to 2 hours depending on the day/weather
Shower
After that things turn random.
I'm surprised at how many people here own pets...
They're more than pets. They keep my wife from becoming an ax murderer.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: What's your morning ritual?
October 13, 2019 at 2:43 pm
(October 13, 2019 at 2:41 pm)brewer Wrote: (October 13, 2019 at 12:34 pm)EgoDeath Wrote: I'm surprised at how many people here own pets...
They're more than pets. They keep my wife from becoming an ax murderer.
*ex-murderer
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
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RE: What's your morning ritual?
October 13, 2019 at 3:06 pm
(October 13, 2019 at 2:43 pm)EgoDeath Wrote: (October 13, 2019 at 2:41 pm)brewer Wrote: They're more than pets. They keep my wife from becoming an ax murderer.
*ex-murderer
I got out of those marriages before either of them could become one.
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RE: What's your morning ritual?
October 13, 2019 at 3:07 pm
I think I told you the other day. I always have a poo early doors, and a coffee. Other than that, same old same old.
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RE: What's your morning ritual?
October 13, 2019 at 3:11 pm
(October 13, 2019 at 3:07 pm)Cod Wrote: I think I told you the other day. I always have a poo early doors, and a coffee. Other than that, same old same old.
Ah I don't recall, but okay!
I don't drink coffee in the morning because I feel like it contributes to me want to fall over from being so damn sleepy, right around 2-3pm.
Not sure, because I still get that feeling, though not as intensely.
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RE: What's your morning ritual?
October 13, 2019 at 4:23 pm
I looked up Sebastian Maniscalco and he is not funny.
He does actually remind me of Dane Cook because the way he tells jokes is so exaggerated, like he's trying to make the telling of the joke funny because the joke itself is not.
Whatever floats your boat, I guess.
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RE: What's your morning ritual?
October 13, 2019 at 5:53 pm
There's only one way to grate cheese so it sounds like you were asking for it.
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RE: What's your morning ritual?
October 13, 2019 at 6:33 pm
Having me a cup of tea with milk + 3 biscuits soaked in tea then a cigarette.
Without these the morning is missing something.
