Social Distancing: Is 6 feet enough?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

One of my cousins has created a "social distancing hat". It's basically a hula hoop with a diameter of six feet that has webbing so you can wear it on your head.

I didn't bother telling him the problem...

Have you considered pitching your cousins as a reality show?

Seriously, mate.

Boru

One of them is actually on "Moonshiners" but I won't say which one.

[no one]

[John 6IX Breezy]

The biggest contribution vapers made to humanity was the visualization of how far and wide a single breath of air can travel.

[Succubus#2]

One of my cousins has created a "social distancing hat". It's basically a hula hoop with a diameter of six feet that has webbing so you can wear it on your head.

I didn't bother telling him the problem...

Well according to this Link he also needs a foil hat and an efficient face mask. Apparently the virus is activated via the Chinese 5G network. if that isn't horrifying enough they are also seeding the atmosphere with sneezing powder via chemtrails.

How did Homo sapiens make it this far with so many monkeys on our backs?
When I come to power my first priority will be to improve the quality of the hom sap gene pool. I will add a universal contraceptive to the worlds water supply and access to the antidote will involve completing a short questionnaire. Compiled by me.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Cousins were paranoid about the 5G system before it was cool.