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Jesus' Second Coming
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Jesus' Second Coming
June 14, 2020 at 9:37 am



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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 14, 2020 at 4:26 pm
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 14, 2020 at 4:32 pm
What a vacuous thread.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 14, 2020 at 5:19 pm
(searching for Mary Magdalene porn)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 14, 2020 at 5:29 pm
She never made porn, she's a virgin.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm (This post was last modified: June 14, 2020 at 5:56 pm by ignoramus.)
Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 14, 2020 at 6:59 pm (This post was last modified: June 14, 2020 at 7:00 pm by Abaddon_ire.)
(June 14, 2020 at 5:29 pm)no one Wrote: She never made porn, she's a virgin.

According to the magic book, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Mary, the mother of jesus, was a rape victim. By a magic spook, no less.

Isn't scripture a bucket of family values.
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.
Yup. All hat and no cattle.
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 2:15 am
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

And then expect a bail out as well!




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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 2:20 am
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

The one I keep reading is "don't stick your dick in crazy".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Jesus' Second Coming
June 15, 2020 at 2:39 am (This post was last modified: June 15, 2020 at 2:41 am by ignoramus.)
(June 15, 2020 at 2:15 am)Little lunch Wrote:
(June 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Never trust a virgin! They'll fuck you over.

And then expect a bail out as well!

Mate, tell me about it!

They cancelled my flight (booked 3 weeks earlier!) So I quickly booked with the big fat red kangaroo, and a few days later, they cancelled our flight also.
I was so angry. Rang Virgin back out of desperation, paid double the price and got another flight which suited.
They said, you'll be right now, all flights are being subsidized by the tax payer!
If that ain't getting screwed over by a virgin, I don't know what is Dunno

I'm predicting 30% of all airlines will not survive the next 2-3 years. Including Virgin.
Second wave coming, 20-25% of all jobs aren't there to come back to, most homeowners struggling with mortgage, etc

(Over 100,000 businesses in the US have shut up shop permanently)
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