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Things you say to your pets
#1
Things you say to your pets
I guess I’ll go first.

Kid, I’m not pulling LEGOs out your butt again. We’ll let the groomer do it, make sure you act surprised.
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#2
RE: Things you say to your pets
-Get out of the cupboard.

-Get out of the bathtub.

-Get out of the sink.

-Get off the table.

-Get off the remote.

-Get off the bed.

-Get off my keys.

-Get off my book.

-Get off the keyboard.

-Get off my face.

(We have cats.)

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: Things you say to your pets
I’m gonna skin you and make gloves because you’re not big enough for boots
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#4
RE: Things you say to your pets
"Get out from under my feet, you little prick!"

"Why do you insist on getting under the blankets when you're soaked theough?"

"If I can't kill myself, I'm not letting you succeed!" (Said when the cat gets underfoot at the top of the stairs).
Dying to live, living to die.
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#5
RE: Things you say to your pets
Get off my desk!


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#6
RE: Things you say to your pets
(June 30, 2020 at 7:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Get off my desk!



Yet I see a treat there.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#7
RE: Things you say to your pets
(June 30, 2020 at 8:00 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 30, 2020 at 7:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Get off my desk!



Yet I see a treat there.
Yeah, just one. That's his daily allotment.
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#8
RE: Things you say to your pets
You’re the best baby in the whole universe.
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#9
RE: Things you say to your pets
"Are you in or bloody out?"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#10
RE: Things you say to your pets
Quinn stop jumping on Chewy's cage. Quinn stop it. Quinn stop jumping on the cage. Quinn! Quinn STOP! Quinn stop it! Quinn, I'm gonna beat your butt. Quinn!!!!! Goddmanit Quinn you are a stubborn little shit. It's a good thing you're cute.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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