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A very clever alien..
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Prycejosh1987,
Let me attempt to correct you on the subject of evolution. It is not something you believe or disbelieve. It's about acceptance of facts or denial of facts. Humans did not evolve from apes. We share a common ancestor with them. In much the same way that I did not evolve from my cousins. I share a common ancestor with them, our grandfather. Your understanding of evolution needs more education.
Insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result
Evolution is based on "fit to survive" rather than "survival of the fittest". If you're not fit to survive you don't pass on your genes. If the DNA makes a mistake that cause that unfitness, that's evolution. There are levels of fitness, of course. An invisible Thompson's gazelle would be very fit to survive. A Tommy that can run faster than one other Tommy is fit to survive and provides joke fodder as well.
RE: A very clever alien..
December 25, 2020 at 9:57 am
(This post was last modified: December 25, 2020 at 9:02 pm by arewethereyet.)
(December 21, 2020 at 3:17 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: The answer is simple, check their breath and look for signs of the pieces of dinner in their mouths. Farts also smells like food naturally. There are many different things the alien could try, such as check of signs. and clues. The alien could ask his wife who made him the dinner about the kids, she might have gave the dinner to one of the children. He could also see or remember what kind of foods the kids like to eat, and if they have any allergies. Bold mine - The Bible has the ability to believe? WTAF is that shit? Oh - Baby heads are malleable so they can pass through the birth canal. Afterward they attain their shape and the bones of the skull harden. You obviously don't know what you don't know. Yer an idiot. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius Quote:giants existed long ago according to both science and scripture. I'm familiar with the scriptural claims, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to source the scientific ones. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(November 12, 2020 at 7:55 pm)Klorophyll Wrote: Hi there, Seems like something from that old Jetsons cartoon. On point: since food consumption is an actual physical process the ability to prove whether it took place or not only depends on the instrumentation and moral boundaties of the inquirer.
Easy. You show the alien the undeniable proofs for FSM, The alien converts and hence more cooks BBQ for you every weekend and even lets you sexually engage with its Glaffgin.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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(December 21, 2020 at 3:17 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: giants existed long ago according to both science and scripture. I'll bet you were valedictorian at your home school, right? There is zero, nada, zilch, scientific evidence for the existence of giants. At one time I would have been astounded that people in the 21st century actually believe this. Sadly, in 2020, such ridiculous beliefs seem to be common place. You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence. (December 26, 2020 at 9:08 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(December 25, 2020 at 11:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I'm familiar with the scriptural claims, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to source the scientific ones. Infowars doesn't count because Alex Jones can't. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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