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Things not to say on a job interview.

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Things not to say on a job interview.
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:37 am
(February 12, 2021 at 9:30 am)Eleven Wrote: How attached are you to your fingers?

That is mafia boss shit right there.
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:41 am
[Image: icon_quote.jpg]This Guy:
"I'm an ABBA fan." 

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Fernando:
Smart ass!

I prefer brilliant buns.
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:45 am
(February 12, 2021 at 9:41 am)no one Wrote: [Image: icon_quote.jpg]This Guy:
"I'm an ABBA fan." 

[Image: icon_quote.jpg]Fernando:
Smart ass!

I prefer brilliant buns.

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#14
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:57 am
"That's not a knife..."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 10:00 am
"Convicted? No, never convicted."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 10:03 am
(February 12, 2021 at 9:57 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "That's not a knife..."

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#17
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 10:45 am
Will there be a polygraph test?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#18
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 10:51 am
[Point to family picture on.interviewer's desk]

Ask -

"Who's the cunt?"


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#19
RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 11:03 am
(February 12, 2021 at 10:51 am)onlinebiker Wrote: [Point to family picture on.interviewer's desk]

Ask -

"Who's the cunt?"


...

Yea, you look at the pictures of the manager's desk, and say, "Damn, I'd do her 9 ways to Sunday."
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 11:13 am
How long will it be before I'm given the safe combination?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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