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Things not to say when being arrested

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Things not to say when being arrested
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#21
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 12:45 pm
‘No, ossifer. I dron’t dink.’

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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 12:58 pm
Are you available to deliver a strip-o-gram?
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 1:42 pm
♫YMCA!♫
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 1:49 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 1:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ♫YMCA!♫

Especially not if you are doing a roadside sobriety test.
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 5:19 pm
"The dent in my hood and the bicycle peddle in my windshield? Why would that make you think I was involved in a hit and run?'
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 7:49 pm
Can you whip out your penis compensator?
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 7:50 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 7:49 pm)brewer Wrote: Can you whip out your penis compensator?

Not going to even ask what that is.
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 9:07 pm
Help, help, I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!
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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 13, 2021 at 9:41 pm
(February 13, 2021 at 9:07 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Help, help, I'm being repressed!  Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Nicely played.  Thumb up 

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RE: Things not to say when being arrested
February 14, 2021 at 10:21 am
"Do you know who my dad is?"

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