‘No, ossifer. I dron’t dink.’
Boru
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Things not to say when being arrested
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‘No, ossifer. I dron’t dink.’
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Are you available to deliver a strip-o-gram?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
♫YMCA!♫
"The dent in my hood and the bicycle peddle in my windshield? Why would that make you think I was involved in a hit and run?'
Can you whip out your penis compensator?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Help, help, I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!
(February 13, 2021 at 9:07 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Help, help, I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Nicely played. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
"Do you know who my dad is?"
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