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Things not to say when being arrested
#21
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
‘No, ossifer. I dron’t dink.’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#22
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
Are you available to deliver a strip-o-gram?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#23
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
♫YMCA!♫
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#24
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
(February 13, 2021 at 1:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ♫YMCA!♫

Especially not if you are doing a roadside sobriety test.
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#25
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
"The dent in my hood and the bicycle peddle in my windshield? Why would that make you think I was involved in a hit and run?'
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#26
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Can you whip out your penis compensator?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#27
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
(February 13, 2021 at 7:49 pm)brewer Wrote: Can you whip out your penis compensator?

Not going to even ask what that is.
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#28
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Help, help, I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!
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#29
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
(February 13, 2021 at 9:07 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Help, help, I'm being repressed!  Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Nicely played.  Thumb up 

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#30
RE: Things not to say when being arrested
"Do you know who my dad is?"

"Are you sure you don't want to buy some more?"

"Your wife says I'm better in bed"
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