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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 4:43 pm
(February 17, 2021 at 2:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "This is your captain, Sully Sullenberger."

Well, he is retired, so that could be a problem.  Otherwise, I'd be happy to hear that.  Unless it was just a pilot on mushrooms imagining he's Sully.  Then I'd look for the flotation cushion.
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 5:03 pm
"Is there anyone else on this plane that knows how to fly a plane?"
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#33
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 6:05 pm
‘Is there anyone on this plane who did NOT have fish for dinner?’

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#34
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 6:23 pm
Pilot accidentally hits intercom:

Pilot: Is it that button?

Co-pilot: I don't know, this is my first day on the job too!
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#35
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 6:30 pm
We have 50 mph tailwinds so we will be arriving a little early arriving in Bermuda. Have a nice stay and thank you for flying Pan Am...



(Pilot joke)
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#36
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 7:38 pm
"That's no moon."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 7:57 pm
"Gosh, I really hope we don't have a crash!"

"They say it's safer than crossing the road."

"But we have to do that, too!"

"Best not to think about it."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 8:09 pm
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Your pilot comes to work wearing this
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#39
RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 17, 2021 at 8:27 pm
(February 17, 2021 at 8:09 pm)SUNGULA Wrote: [Image: 13-11270.jpg]
Your pilot comes to work wearing this

Marginally better than this one:[Image: redbeerhat_7837552477.jpg]
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 18, 2021 at 11:44 am (This post was last modified: February 18, 2021 at 11:50 am by Brian37.)
(February 17, 2021 at 2:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "This is your captain, Sully Sullenberger."

I'd rather hear that than, "This is your captain Donald Trump."

An aside, I used to live in the Washington DC area when Air Florida hit the 14th Street bridge and sank in the Potomac river. They didn't properly de ice the wings. Anyway, if anyone has seen the movie "Private Parts", the movie fudged on why Howard Stern moved from DC to New York. In the movie it implies he simply got a better offer from NY. But in reality he was fired for calling up Air Florida the next day and asking for a 1 way ticket to the 14th Street bridge.
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