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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.

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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 3:20 pm
Copilot to pilot: Why are we always the first ones on the scene of an accident?
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 3:42 pm
Pilot to co pilot, "Not now, I am busy playing Grand Theft Auto."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 27, 2021 at 4:32 pm
"That's strange."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
March 2, 2021 at 7:25 am
"That's not something you see everyday, a mountain goat standing on a cloud!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am
(March 2, 2021 at 7:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: "That's not something you see everyday, a mountain goat standing on a cloud!"

Gary Larson heard you.
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