I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it

[Edge92]

There is a giant naked lady, and she swallows you inside her vagina. And then it gets dark.

What you think of it?

[Angrboda]

I think I'm glad this lady doesn't have a lighted vagina, cuz that would really be strange.

[Nay_Sayer]

There is a giant naked lady, and she swallows you inside her vagina. And then it gets dark.

What you think of it?

Honestly? I think you're terribly alone and likely going through a lot of teenage angst.  You've heard the expression 'it gets better' but your confident it won't or can't be for you.

May FSM guide your way. RAmen

[onlinebiker]

There is a giant naked lady, and she swallows you inside her vagina. And then it gets dark.

What you think of it?

I remember the first time I smoked some of that shit...
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12 hours or so - and you' ll be back to whatever passes for your "normal"....

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I think I'm glad this lady doesn't have a lighted vagina, cuz that would really be strange.

Why not?

If TV is to be believed - every air duct is not only large enough to crawl through easily - but clean and well lit.


No reason a nookie can't be lined with halides....

[Abaddon_ire]

There is a giant naked lady, and she swallows you inside her vagina. And then it gets dark.

What you think of it?

I think you are a virgin, that's what.

[The Valkyrie]

I dreamt that trolls got banned and their accounts die.

My dream came true.

[brewer]

I knew my plop was psychic.

[Abaddon_ire]

I dreamt that trolls got banned and their accounts die.

My dream came true.

welp, he got the ban hammer. Maybe I am merely old and cynical, but I have had a various sex life. And glad of it, to be sure. 

That said, I am certain that edgy whatever never even saw the inside of his own panties let alone anyone elses.

Incel, perhaps?

Sex is a grubby, sweaty exercise in performance anxiety at best, but if one does it at least half right, it is one hell of a load of fun and not to be missed.

Probably all of us have had those awkward moments where one pretends not to hear the random queef or whatever. Bet edge would have to google that.

[arewethereyet]

I dreamt that trolls got banned and their accounts die.

My dream came true.

welp, he got the ban hammer. Maybe I am merely old and cynical, but I have had a various sex life. And glad of it, to be sure. 

That said, I am certain that edgy whatever never even saw the inside of his own panties let alone anyone elses.

Incel, perhaps?

Sex is a grubby, sweaty exercise in performance anxiety at best, but if one does it at least half right, it is one hell of a load of fun and not to be missed.

Probably all of us have had those awkward moments where one pretends not to hear the random queef or whatever. Bet edge would have to google that.

Potential partners probably aren't plentiful in the basement of his parents' house.

[Abaddon_ire]

welp, he got the ban hammer. Maybe I am merely old and cynical, but I have had a various sex life. And glad of it, to be sure. 

That said, I am certain that edgy whatever never even saw the inside of his own panties let alone anyone elses.

Incel, perhaps?

Sex is a grubby, sweaty exercise in performance anxiety at best, but if one does it at least half right, it is one hell of a load of fun and not to be missed.

Probably all of us have had those awkward moments where one pretends not to hear the random queef or whatever. Bet edge would have to google that.

Potential partners probably aren't plentiful in the basement of his parents' house.

I bet your sweet bippy. Mine too. Just how horribly naive does one have to be for that crap? Here I sit, trail of partners, hex-wife, two kids, another trail of partners. I know the geography at this point given that I was present at both the conception and birth of both my kids. One might get a hint about the mechanics of it all.

Or indeed weirdness. At the birth of my eldest, the midwife gently reassured me. "You will be OK, it's always the big lads who faint."  This while my wife is screaming trying to push out my first child through the orifice that I had inserted it into. WTF?