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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2024 at 4:43 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2024 at 7:39 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2024 at 3:56 am
Fun fact: If every breath you took had 100 particles, 97 of them would be nitrogen and 21 would be oxygen.





And make no mistake, it starts at that level of wrong and devolves into an analogy so convoluted that you end up knowing less about the bends than you did when you clicked play.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2024 at 2:06 pm
Not the worst policy:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 27, 2024 at 11:19 pm
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 28, 2024 at 4:21 am
^
ARRRGGGHH!!!!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 28, 2024 at 1:28 pm
(September 28, 2024 at 4:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^
ARRRGGGHH!!!!

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And no eye patch or parrot in sight!?!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 28, 2024 at 2:12 pm
(September 28, 2024 at 1:28 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(September 28, 2024 at 4:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^
ARRRGGGHH!!!!

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And no eye patch or parrot in sight!?!

It’s a frustration argh, not a pirate argh. And, for the record, I own an assortment of eyepatches that range from the whimsical to the disturbing. Smile

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2024 at 6:44 am
Roses are red, 
That much is true.
But violets are purple, 
Not fucking blue.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 29, 2024 at 7:12 am
Roses are red
Roses are blue
it all depends
on their speed relative to you!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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