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Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Fun fact: If every breath you took had 100 particles, 97 of them would be nitrogen and 21 would be oxygen.
And make no mistake, it starts at that level of wrong and devolves into an analogy so convoluted that you end up knowing less about the bends than you did when you clicked play.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
Not the worst policy:
![[Image: 2zOuKMj.png]](https://i.imgur.com/2zOuKMj.png) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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ARRRGGGHH!!!! Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (September 28, 2024 at 4:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^ And no eye patch or parrot in sight!?!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(September 28, 2024 at 1:28 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(September 28, 2024 at 4:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^ It’s a frustration argh, not a pirate argh. And, for the record, I own an assortment of eyepatches that range from the whimsical to the disturbing.  Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Roses are red,
That much is true. But violets are purple, Not fucking blue. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Roses are red
Roses are blue it all depends on their speed relative to you!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! |
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