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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2016 at 10:44 am
(February 23, 2016 at 1:51 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
LOL, Steel I love ALL of yours. I'm cracking up over here, keep them coming!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 12, 2016 at 10:47 am
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Full Disclosure: I get most of these from The Chive.
And that first GIF with the dog kills me every time.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 14, 2016 at 11:41 pm
"In three words I can sum up everything about life: it goes on."- Robert Frost
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 16, 2016 at 7:31 am
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 16, 2016 at 9:26 am
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 17, 2016 at 5:39 am
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.