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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 18, 2017 at 7:39 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2017 at 7:40 am by Fake Messiah.)
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 19, 2017 at 5:02 pm
Product placement!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 19, 2017 at 5:03 pm
(May 19, 2017 at 5:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Product placement!



LOL
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 22, 2017 at 4:16 pm (This post was last modified: May 22, 2017 at 4:19 pm by pocaracas.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 22, 2017 at 8:58 pm (This post was last modified: May 22, 2017 at 8:59 pm by Fireball.)
(May 19, 2017 at 5:02 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Product placement!

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Damn, there are some funny people working(?) at that bookstore!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2017 at 5:14 am
What used to be a serious photo of sailor getting tattooed in a Norfolk, VA tattoo shop (1939)
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seems to be ruined now.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2017 at 7:36 am
(May 26, 2017 at 5:14 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:


seems to be ruined now.

Lol why??
Also are u sure of the validity of this photo? I don't know when color capture cameras were made, but..
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2017 at 2:43 pm
Shell and I sitting in her new car:

Shell: (tries out aircon)

Me: (aims blower at face)

Shell: I don't think this heater works... (click click click)

Me:

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2017 at 8:42 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
May 26, 2017 at 11:22 pm
(May 26, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: 1d6e413615b1fc024dfb29ad16f4d743.jpg]

She also refuses to wear socks, too, it would appear.
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