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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 18, 2017 at 4:08 am (This post was last modified: September 18, 2017 at 4:17 am by ignoramus.)
Poca, that dude had way to much fucking time on his hands! Brilliant though!

I was like this I swear!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 18, 2017 at 8:32 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 18, 2017 at 10:03 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 19, 2017 at 4:51 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2017 at 7:41 am
Did you know that most religious fanatics and YEC are all atheists?
They've decided to dedicate their lives making their religions look stupid as the best way to convert more atheists.

Keep up the good work guys ... you guys really are the unsung heroes here.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 20, 2017 at 8:29 am
Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and health, to love, honor and obey, in good times and woe, for richer or poorer, keeping yourself solely unto him for as long as you both shall live?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 12:13 am
Since I've summoned the Adam Buxton in another thread, may as well go all balls out.

Here's his high-octane, Michael Bay take on the Guitar Wolf classic cover. Make sure to watch with annotations for the full Buxton experience.



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 12:37 am (This post was last modified: September 22, 2017 at 12:39 am by Ravenshire.)
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Or there, their and they're!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2017 at 12:39 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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September 22, 2017 at 12:41 am
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