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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 9, 2018 at 12:16 pm


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 9, 2018 at 12:26 pm
Wow.... in Russian with subtitles?!!

Try this one (I think this was the first)



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 9, 2018 at 1:42 pm



I don't know if anyone knows it... but it's a Polish joke...
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 9, 2018 at 1:44 pm
(January 9, 2018 at 1:42 pm)KittyAnn Wrote:


I don't know if anyone knows it... but it's a Polish joke...

I bet it's staged. Heart attack and other injuries from such shock scenarios...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 12, 2018 at 9:33 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 23, 2018 at 8:10 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2018 at 9:39 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2018 at 7:22 pm
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2018 at 4:46 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 27, 2018 at 4:58 am
(January 24, 2018 at 9:39 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: FEg7nvJC_o.jpg]

When I saw that first it was a Canadian lighthouse and A US aircraft carrier.
Just sayin.



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