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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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 (March 28, 2019 at 3:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(March 28, 2019 at 2:51 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Try it... When I was young and foolish we used to try the worst pick up lines we could, such as "you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you?" sometimes they would actually work!!! , much to our surprise. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  (March 29, 2019 at 12:10 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(March 28, 2019 at 3:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Thanks, but I already have that award.  Or "Hey, you want to go to someplace and fuck?", and she comes back with, "Not until you came along, you smooth-talking devil!". 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(March 29, 2019 at 2:28 pm)Fireball Wrote:(March 29, 2019 at 12:10 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: When I was young and foolish we used to try the worst pick up lines we could, such as "Wanna fuck" worked once. "Yeah alright" was not the answer I expected, but it did save time. She really did too. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  ![[Image: D236gw-QW0-AEVy8m.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/pdqhxfGQ/D236gw-QW0-AEVy8m.jpg)
Ideas for Easter shopping
![[Image: 20190403-200532.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/rsdBz05D/20190403-200532.jpg)
 ![[Image: 55945109_2260268034024211_67832879479038...e=5D44F3E2]](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55945109_2260268034024211_6783287947903893504_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=bf215d63f68ca59efd6a8fa188633bca&oe=5D44F3E2) Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
From LCY to Edinburgh instead of Dusseldorf - Flight mistake
Some people are taking that Brexit thing a bit too far. Leave means leave 
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. ![[Image: 41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg]](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/be/ba/41bebac06973488da2b0740b6ac37538.jpg) -
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(April 3, 2019 at 2:09 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ideas for Easter shopping I'll take two flats, two rounds and a packet of gravel. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. ![[Image: 55961820_2260714937312854_35871060651346...e=5D450A83]](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55961820_2260714937312854_3587106065134649344_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=2173df5844f51922913699d092118d0e&oe=5D450A83) Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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