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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 23, 2020 at 1:56 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2020 at 1:57 pm by Darinda.)
 
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 26, 2020 at 4:46 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 26, 2020 at 5:12 pm
Sexism alive and well in the 24th century, eh?
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
March 26, 2020 at 6:24 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2020 at 6:24 pm by ignoramus.)
Dyson has tried their hand at designing ventilators but they all suck Dunno
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March 30, 2020 at 3:36 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2020 at 3:40 am
This gets my seal of approval!



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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2020 at 8:33 am (This post was last modified: April 5, 2020 at 8:33 am by ignoramus.)
This face mask I'm wearing is making me nostalgic. It's been a long time since I've had something this tight on my face!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 5, 2020 at 9:26 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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April 5, 2020 at 9:58 am
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April 6, 2020 at 8:11 am
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