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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2020 at 8:54 am
(April 6, 2020 at 8:11 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 3vkmwe.jpg]

Waves to the cousins. Read
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2020 at 12:29 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2020 at 12:54 pm by Succubus#2.)
I could never pinpoint what the deplorable bastard reminded me of but I've found it. He looks like the front end of a pantomime horse:

[Image: images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRcx7WkzheT6Zkou_J5d...8&usqp=CAU]

And as for that other horrible cunt:

[Image: 826967637.jpg]

He should be put to the voight kampff test. He's not human but if he is human I blame the mother. She should have punched the bastard every morning before he even got out of bed.
Miserable Bastard.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2020 at 6:07 pm
(April 5, 2020 at 3:40 am)ignoramus Wrote: This gets my seal of approval!




Sea lions have become a huge (pun intended) problem in neighboring Newport Beach harbor.  It's literally a crime to harass the sea lions, to get them off of your boat that they're sinking.  WTF?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2020 at 9:13 pm (This post was last modified: April 6, 2020 at 9:13 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Everyone, the face of our times:


Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]

I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 6, 2020 at 9:28 pm
(April 6, 2020 at 9:13 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Everyone, the face of our times:



Still better than the on-a-cob planet
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 7, 2020 at 7:57 am
How do I turn this damn thing on?

[Image: World_War_II_around_the_globe%2B%25288%2529.jpg]
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 7, 2020 at 8:53 am
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Bard class confirmed
"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]



 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
–SHIRLEY CHISHOLM

      
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 8, 2020 at 12:19 am
[Image: Cats.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 13, 2020 at 4:17 am
[Image: 3wfvu6.jpg]
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
April 14, 2020 at 1:54 am
Due to less air pollution we now can actually see the Universal logo in the sky

[Image: Sky.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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