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August 7, 2020 at 1:53 pm
(August 7, 2020 at 1:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: Thailand is pronounced with a "th". Who knew
Surely the most powerful man in the world isn't THAT dumb, is he?
Maybe he’s just fixated on thighs...
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August 7, 2020 at 3:14 pm
Three letter word across - clue - Republicans for short...
Turns out it isn't POS after all.
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August 7, 2020 at 3:16 pm
GOP - Global Omnipotent Pricks
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August 7, 2020 at 5:40 pm
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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August 7, 2020 at 7:48 pm
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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August 7, 2020 at 8:41 pm
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August 7, 2020 at 9:14 pm
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I think we all know that's not true!
They bring their live "toys" in to play
They lick you to take ownership of you (mine sprayed the whole house to be on the safe side!)
Cuddle? Nah. We're just their bean bags, electric blankets and sofas
Can't argue with the last one
Mine must have been a prison warden because there was lots of daily punishment -bitey bitey
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August 8, 2020 at 5:47 pm
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I had sausage and chips for dinner the other day and enjoyed it so much I wrote a little song about it, sung to any melody/notes really:
"Sausage and chips, sausage and chips, life's not all bad sausage and chips."
I'll expect the Grammy for it in the post.
ETA: of course by "chips" I mean "fries" in American..."sausage and fries" - yup, still works. Oh yeah, and by "sausage" I really mean "sausages (3)"