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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2020 at 8:55 pm
(September 24, 2020 at 2:00 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (September 24, 2020 at 1:08 pm)Sal Wrote: I suppose it's made by a comic who confused malice with practical joke. I like the inventor.
As though women don't go through enough during childbirth they wanted to add an amusement park ride to the deal? Sheesh
I know I am ancient but "women these days" are planning their epidurals at the same time and with the same enthusiasm as they are planning gender reveal events.
I had an epidural during my first labor...it didn't work and instead screwed up my back for years. I nearly had baby #2 in the car and I refused an epidural with baby #3. And we had this weird thing about picking out a boy's name and a girl's name - because we didn't freakin' know ahead of time. The gender reveal happened in the delivery room with no explosions, balloons, or confetti.
Or a 22,000 acre wildfire that killed a guy.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2020 at 8:56 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2020 at 10:02 pm
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Now that's just Irish!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2020 at 10:11 pm
(September 24, 2020 at 7:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (September 24, 2020 at 3:31 pm)Sal Wrote: But ... but ... but you're saying a carrousel delivery wouldn't be fun for the mother-to-be??? I think the father would be entertained by the show!
The vomit comet would not be welcome...there's enough going on without that too. Good lord.
With extra gravity pulling your innards away from your mouth, vomiting would be the last thing on your mind. You ought to be thinking about what you're going to do to the people who strapped you in!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2020 at 10:35 pm
(September 24, 2020 at 10:11 pm)Fireball Wrote: (September 24, 2020 at 7:16 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: The vomit comet would not be welcome...there's enough going on without that too. Good lord.
With extra gravity pulling your innards away from your mouth, vomiting would be the last thing on your mind. You ought to be thinking about what you're going to do to the people who strapped you in!
She didn't go willingly? Is she insane? This carrousel contraption is what we've been using to deliver babies for centuries! How can you be so heartless?! What do you think her own grandmother would think who delivered her daughter and her daughter's daughter? This is tradition, Zeusdamnit!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2020 at 3:48 am
Her, "The kids are driving me crazy!"
Him, "Swallowing doesn't seem so bad now, does it?"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2020 at 5:50 am
(September 24, 2020 at 8:56 pm)Eleven Wrote: ![[Image: 120184157_768278233747107_61461086579224...e=5F93E622]](https://scontent-mia3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120184157_768278233747107_6146108657922454679_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=mBeBQgNGvlIAX_ZAjl1&_nc_ht=scontent-mia3-1.xx&oh=c4db50de8ab2e5b4fb63437bb8443d99&oe=5F93E622)
Reads more Geordie, actually. But, as they say, six of one, half a gross of the other.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2020 at 9:28 am
(September 24, 2020 at 8:56 pm)Eleven Wrote:
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2020 at 10:17 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2020 at 9:14 pm
Medusa needs to stop objectifying people!
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