Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[ignoramus]

Now the school kiddies have discovered that hand sanitizer contains 70% alcohol, they can't wait for morning classes! hick!

[onlinebiker]

Kids are for eating, not drinking.

You drink the blood of your enemies.

A glass of Bonsaikitty anyone?

[ignoramus]

It sort of serves me right watching ufo videos on youtube.
The comments are hilarious.

One guy says, it's not alien because it's got blinking lights on it like our aircraft.
The nutbag says: Of course it has, if you travelled billions of miles to get here, the first thing you'll do is to try to blend in.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Boru

[purplepurpose]

[A. Secular Human]

Did you know...

"IPA" is a response by the brewing industry to replicate the lagers that got skunky on their way to India from England, thus called "India Pale Ale"? Most of them taste skunky enough that I won't drink them. It's like beer from Germany that turns to soap in the hot holds of the slow boats from Europe. ick

I prefer Lagunitas' Maximus, or Ballast Point's Sculpin.  Both are exceptionally hoppy, and somewhat local to me in Petaluma and San Diego, CA.  I discovered about twenty years ago that I preferred really bitter beer.  I can't drink the high-sales cheap stuff like Coors or Budweiser, unless it's on tap and free.

[Fireball]

Did you know...

"IPA" is a response by the brewing industry to replicate the lagers that got skunky on their way to India from England, thus called "India Pale Ale"? Most of them taste skunky enough that I won't drink them. It's like beer from Germany that turns to soap in the hot holds of the slow boats from Europe. ick

I prefer Lagunitas' Maximus, or Ballast Point's Sculpin.  Both are exceptionally hoppy, and somewhat local to me in Petaluma and San Diego, CA.  I discovered about twenty years ago that I preferred really bitter beer.  I can't drink the high-sales cheap stuff like Coors or Budweiser, unless it's on tap and free.

Coors and Budweiser are worlds apart in taste, Bud being the clear winner.

[slinks away in embarrassment] 

[vulcanlogician]

IPA seems to have taken over the micro-brewery industry.  It's hard to find decent lagers, Pils, and ales anymore.

Scrimshaw from North Coast Brewing is an excellent pils.

[vulcanlogician]

[The Architect Of Fate]

I'll say this that child has a very limited imagination. I would have simply put hover jets on the Trolley.