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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 6:03 pm
My mind is like a toaster. To be specific, it's like a toaster that you forgot to plug in.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 6:55 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2021 at 6:59 pm by vulcanlogician.)
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 7:10 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


Nemo sicut deus debet esse!

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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 7:15 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2021 at 7:23 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2021 at 7:38 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
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When your neighbors complain about Racoons getting into their garbage show them this.
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"Change was inevitable"


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 “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?”
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2021 at 8:10 am (This post was last modified: September 24, 2021 at 8:10 am by Pat Mustard.)
Of the two boyos using their swords "the wrong way", that was an actual genuine fighting style, used most often against opponents wearing full plate armour. Hence why big swords like the zweihanders nearly always had the top third of their blades kept blunt.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2021 at 8:43 am
(September 23, 2021 at 7:23 pm)Helios Wrote: [Image: funny-classical-art-memes-144-5fc760a706a10__700.jpg]

How cool!
I'm just making a jigsaw puzzle from another painting by the same painter, Edmund Blair Leighton.

That princess looks very similar, same hair, same shoes, same nose...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2021 at 3:34 am
A guy I'd never met before came up to me and said, "show me your tits and I'll give you a bottle of wine!"

I'd never seen him before, but he came from over there.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2021 at 4:11 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 25, 2021 at 4:17 pm
What do you think they are talking about?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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